Chlamydia Spam

[freak2002]

Wierdly this was my first thought too

Strange I thought not a new flavour but ACTUAL Chlamydia Spam. IE Spam somehow made from Chlamydia????

 

[Guerrilla]

Strange I thought not a new flavour but ACTUAL Chlamydia Spam. IE Spam somehow made from Chlamydia????

If they worked out how to do that would certainly be turning a negative into a positive! World hunger solved... by STIs

 

[MiNxYyY]

Received another letter today, its my 4th in 2010 :/ also had 2kits sent to me.

 

[PapaLazaru]

Lol'd.


On a side note I got tested a few weeks ago for everything, trust me, after a swab you never want to have unprotected sex again, ever.
It's just not worth the pain!

Is that when they stick the needle up your peener?

 

[Cyanide]

Is that when they stick the needle up your peener?

Needle? Isn't it a cocktail (lol!) umbrella?

 

[Aedus]

Is that when they stick the needle up your peener?

Pretty much.

 

[hurfdurf]

How do you get a test sent to you? I want one.

 

[jp_bl_68]

How do you get a test sent to you? I want one.

http://freetest.me.uk/

 

[Gishee]

Is anyone else getting sent letters about chlamydia testing? I've had about 4 letters and 3 testing kits sent to me in the last month. I think someone's trying to tell me something.

Yeah i think everyone is being spammed with these at the moment, the adverts on TV aswell.

 

[Energize]

Is anyone else getting sent letters about chlamydia testing? I've had about 4 letters and 3 testing kits sent to me in the last month. I think someone's trying to tell me something.

No need to worry, you can't catch it from animals.

 

[Abraham]

I'd have thought it was more likely that someone has signed you up loads of times messing about. Even if they're sending them out to some data set they've acquired it's not in their interest to send you more than one.

 

[gillywibble]

Worst "I've had sex!" thread ever.

 

[Stretch]

Is anyone else getting sent letters about chlamydia testing? I've had about 4 letters and 3 testing kits sent to me in the last month. I think someone's trying to tell me something.

It means someone has been into the clinic, tested positive and said they've slept with you recently. It's their job to follow up any privious sexual partners.

 

[mame]

Sounds like someone has been having a 'laugh' by ordering these online on your behalf

 

[GingerNinja1989]

Go pee! Now!

 

[sorn21]

Thread does not deliver

 

[jp_bl_68]

Thread does not deliver

Deliver?

 

[Infam0us]

Sounds like someone has been having a 'laugh' by ordering these online on your behalf

Can you do this ...

*Tries to remember addresses*

 

["andy"]

It means someone has been into the clinic, tested positive and said they've slept with you recently. It's their job to follow up any privious sexual partners.

this.

 

[jp_bl_68]

this.

Nothing to worry about then, unless someone's been messing with me in my sleep.