Chlamydia Spam

Datamonkey · 12 Feb 2010 at 16:43

I get around said:
Nope, but i did take the test and I'm clean.

I also picked up a free condom pack from college not realising it was a gay mens health pack. 2 thick johnnys, a pack of lube and an anal sex manual

Well at least you can begin to live upto your name

lol

G-MAN2004 · 12 Feb 2010 at 16:44

I got an NHS letter about it too. This was after I had one done a few months previous so I'm guessing they just continue reminding you.

Saundie · 12 Feb 2010 at 16:44

Fantastic.

Fireskull · 12 Feb 2010 at 16:49

haha! love the 'please note'

Red_knight · 12 Feb 2010 at 16:56

The Clymidia testing crew at the trust where I work give out branded pants to people who test clean.

alexakasloth · 12 Feb 2010 at 17:04

I feel sorry for the postie who has to drop off pots of pee to a testing centre.

trent · 12 Feb 2010 at 17:17

Energize said:
No need to worry, you can't catch it from animals.

Tell that to koalas.

I get around · 12 Feb 2010 at 17:23

Datamonkey said:
Well at least you can begin to live upto your name lol

Grab your ankles and bite down on this hunk of wood, it'll all be over in a minute

Energize · 12 Feb 2010 at 19:11

trent said:
Tell that to koalas.

That's a different disease caused by the Chlamydophilas genus not the Chlamydia genus. Though I don't think people in the UK have to worry about Koalas.

Tefal · 12 Feb 2010 at 19:26

jp_bl_68 said:
Nothing to worry about then, unless someone's been messing with me in my sleep.

Op just admitting to being a virgin over internet?

*waits for malc to start chatting up Jp.*

Lightnix · 12 Feb 2010 at 19:38

Fireskull said:
haha! love the 'please note'

Phew, I'm relieved now. I thought I was getting chlamydia beamed to me by space reptiles.

jp_bl_68 · 12 Feb 2010 at 19:46

Tefal said:
Op just admitting to being a virgin over internet?

*waits for malc to start chatting up Jp.*

That's not what I was admitting to.