Anybody else get a Chlamydia test in the post?

twist3d0n3 · 13 Feb 2010 at 19:04

i can think of worse things to get through the post...

asim18 · 13 Feb 2010 at 19:05

TheCrow said:
Try talking to her. Amazing what it can do.

Yes i've tried. Silent treatment is the usual response when she thinks i've done something wrong. Then a few days later she will automatically start arguing.

Chris1712 · 13 Feb 2010 at 19:07

asim18 said:
It's a complete waste of money. Most people at my college haven't even had any sort of sex yet, and don't plan to have sex until after marriage. And I assume it's the same for other schools and colleges around the area.

Wow, religion sucks. College is vaginatown.

snowdog · 13 Feb 2010 at 19:08

A2Z said:
Your mum sounds crazy. Why don't you just tell her its being sent to everyone not just you? End of issue?

While I understand she comes from a different culture, why doesn't she accept that she lives in the UK now, if you want to bang some girl, then it's none of her business ( I probably don't understand, if my parents moan I just moan back and do what I was planning to anyhow, someone I know has a similar relation to his parents)
. I'd be glad to get anything for free without doing anything for it

, do you really think teenagers like going to the doctors to ask for an STD test, they won't until bigger symptoms pop up.

cymatty said:
They have to post them to everyone, can you imagine the fuss if they were only sent to non muslim people.

Indeed.

simulatorman said:
She won’t speak to you, excellent, no more nagging.

+1
I would love a way to make my parents stop speaking to me for a week or so.

ConTRo13R · 13 Feb 2010 at 19:09

asim18 said:
There are a lot of muslims at my college.

I wish there were more non-muslim girls sometimes.

Didnt you get scared of losing your virginity because of the colour of your penis?

I doubt you would have any use for the test, just let your mum read that thread haha

Schizo · 13 Feb 2010 at 19:09

Stupot_ said:
Hahahahaha!

Quite funny though, no?

my thoughts exactly.

^TANK^ · 13 Feb 2010 at 19:10

Why don't you politely tell mummy to mind her own ****ing business :confused:

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Dolph · 13 Feb 2010 at 19:11

Robboftw said:
Your problem is with your mum, not the test pack.

This too. The issue is not the test pack itself, but your mum believing you need it (assuming of course that you don't) and not trusting you.

snowdog · 13 Feb 2010 at 19:13

^TANK^ said:
Why don't you politely tell mummy to mind her own ****ing business.

I know he's 18 but it doesn't work that way where he is from I think, I mean one of my best mates is also 18 but his parents still not allow him to go outside past 11pm sometimes during the week, we tell him what we think of it and he just replied: you don't understand how Turkish families work.

ConTRo13R · 13 Feb 2010 at 19:15

snowdog said:
I know he's 18 but it doesn't work that way where he is from I think, I mean one of my best mates is also 18 but his parents still not allow him to go outside past 11pm sometimes during the week, we tell him what we think of it and he just replied: you don't understand how Turkish families work.

That is a very true comment, they tend to be very controlling, strict and possesive when it come sto family no matter how old they are, if they live with the parenst and are under there roof they abide by there rules else they are pretty much disowned by the family

^TANK^ · 13 Feb 2010 at 19:15

snowdog said:
I know he's 18 but it doesn't work that way where he is from I think, I mean one of my best mates is also 18 but his parents still not allow him to go outside past 11pm sometimes during the week, we tell him what we think of it and he just replied: you don't understand how Turkish families work.

Strange.

grudas · 13 Feb 2010 at 19:16

wait so muslim people dont have sex going on? :O no wai xD tell me more about it

Amp34 · 13 Feb 2010 at 19:16

^TANK^ said:
Why don't you politely tell mummy to mind her own ****ing business.

This.

I'm pretty certain they don't have a massive "Chlamidia Pack!" on the front of the package so the question I would ask is why is she opening your post? :confused:

4p · 13 Feb 2010 at 19:22

Your mums a **** lmao

the Clap is a serious STD and theres nothing wrong with sending out packs to houses rofl

Tefal · 13 Feb 2010 at 19:24

asim18 said:
Turns out they're posting test packs to all teens in my area.

My mum's a strict Muslim, along with the parents of over 50% of students at my college.

Now she thinks I'm some sort of sex maniac who has an STD. She wont even speak to me ffs.

What is the point of posting it to people's homes other than to give uninformed parents a heart-attack? And where the **** did they get my full name and address from?

If I wanted an STD test I'd go to my doctor or find information myself using the internet. I don't want it shoved in my family's face.

Rant over.

Aren't you the guy that had a three some with his male friend in a corsa?

So she has the right idea

Dolph · 13 Feb 2010 at 19:25

Thorpy said:
Your mums a **** lmao

the Clap is a serious STD and theres nothing wrong with sending out packs to houses rofl

the test is for chlamydia not gonorrhea...

4p · 13 Feb 2010 at 19:25

Dolph said:
the test is for chlamydia not gonorrhea...

?

we get tested for both

the clap

asim18 · 13 Feb 2010 at 19:26

Amp34 said:
This.

I'm pretty certain they don't have a massive "Chlamidia Pack!" on the front of the package so the question I would ask is why is she opening your post?

I asked that question. She said its her ****ing house and she signed for the delivery. (it was Royal Mail Special Delivery).

Tefal · 13 Feb 2010 at 19:27

grudas said:
wait so muslim people dont have sex going on? :O no wai xD tell me more about it

Why do you think they're so angry and willing to die for the chance with some virgins*

*apparently it's just Muslim men who aren't getting any >.>

Rameses · 13 Feb 2010 at 19:29

Religion is besides the point, everyone needs testing or if your local PCT decides thats the best way then why not?

I think Salford sent a letter, and an option to send txt for a kit. We had the usual complaints but its not about what people believe its about controlling and treating diseases that affect EVERYONE.