Just been invited to a party...

SideWinder · 13 Feb 2010 at 20:33

There is a God. :eek:

We live next door to some girls we don't really know as they just moved in. Never see them etc. Low and behold, they knock on my door and invite us all round for a party with free alcohol and masks etc.

3 hot Norwegian women. :eek:

Cyanide · 13 Feb 2010 at 20:34

Pasty must be smashed, it's your duty as a man

Amp34 · 13 Feb 2010 at 20:38

Masks are a polite way of saying "you're ugly", but they thought it would be rude not to invite you.

Greenlizard0 · 13 Feb 2010 at 20:38

In before the pasty smashing and take pics plz comments.

Edit - clearly I'm not..

mjt · 13 Feb 2010 at 20:38

When you meet them say, Jeg vil knuse din pasty!
I think you can guess what that means.

Although if you seriously want some Norwegian phrases, let me know

fordypaul · 13 Feb 2010 at 20:39

Cyanide said:
Pasty must be smashed, it's your duty as a man

RadoX · 13 Feb 2010 at 20:39

JBuk · 13 Feb 2010 at 20:39

Ahh the old invite the neighbours round so they don't complain about the noise trick

manic111 · 13 Feb 2010 at 20:40

I hate you.

My Saturday night is being spent at the gym, cooking a stir fry, and catching up on Lost.

Bloody hate Valentine's weekend!

Vita · 13 Feb 2010 at 20:40

Mask sex is the best. Especially with the V for Vandetta mask on. LMAO.

Fenris · 13 Feb 2010 at 20:41

Vita said:
Mask sex is the best. Especially with the V for Vandetta mask on. LMAO.

I imagine them wearing a Ronald Reagan mask would rather spoil the mood.

Bluraybunny · 13 Feb 2010 at 20:41

I've heard about those kind of parties. Do you own a webcam ?

Vita · 13 Feb 2010 at 20:42

STREAM MASS ORGY PLZ, 1080p.

CliffyBiro · 13 Feb 2010 at 20:43

Sure, rub it in.

****.

Vita · 13 Feb 2010 at 20:44

skippi90 said:
Sure, rub it in.

****.

I think a lot of rubbing it in will be involved.

manic111 · 13 Feb 2010 at 20:45

Fenris said:
I imagine them wearing a Ronald Reagan mask would rather spoil the mood.

I honestly don't know whether I've ever had a worse mental image!

Bluraybunny · 13 Feb 2010 at 20:46

Vita said:
I think a lot of rubbing it in will be involved.

Just keep the lights on, so you can see what your rubbing :eek:

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Vita · 13 Feb 2010 at 20:46

Bluraybunny said:
Just keep the lights on, so you can see what your rubbing .

Wearing masks will make it look even more freaky.

manic111 · 13 Feb 2010 at 20:46

Incidentally, talking of rubbing in, my local Tesco Express is all out of chocolate mousse. Coincidence?

Bluraybunny · 13 Feb 2010 at 20:48

manic111 said:
Incidentally, talking of rubbing in, my local Tesco Express is all out of chocolate mousse. Coincidence?

There are no coincidences.