Best All Time Quote

Smitho3 said:
"Its time to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and i'm all outta gum"
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I remember this from Duke Nukem but I think the quote is older than that.

I remember it from some really weird film about these crazy sunglasses that allowed you to see aliens, looked like it was made in the 80s. I think by John Carpenter.
 
starfighter said:
I remember this from Duke Nukem but I think the quote is older than that.

I remember it from some really weird film about these crazy sunglasses that allowed you to see aliens, looked like it was made in the 80s. I think by John Carpenter.
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They Live, I'd forgotten about that strange classic :)
 
BBC weather man Michael Fish just hours before one of the worst storms of the century hit Britain 1987:-

Quote:
Earlier on today, apparently, a woman rang the BBC and said she heard there was a hurricane on the way; well, if you're watching, don't worry, there isn't, but having said that, actually, the weather will become very windy, but most of the strong winds, incidentally, will be down over Spain and across into France.
 
my personal fave, and one that inspires me in my ambition to become a pilot.

'As i fly through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil. For I am at 71,000ft and climbing'

SR-71 Blackbird pilot
 
izzy eckerslike said:
BBC weather man Michael Fish just hours before one of the worst storms of the century hit Britain 1987:-

Quote:
Earlier on today, apparently, a woman rang the BBC and said she heard there was a hurricane on the way; well, if you're watching, don't worry, there isn't, but having said that, actually, the weather will become very windy, but most of the strong winds, incidentally, will be down over Spain and across into France.
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Lol i remember someone mentioning this ages ago, its pretty funny and i bet he felt a tad silly after the south coast was decimated. After watching the Blues Brothers the other day it has to be

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses. Hit It.

hehe
 
"good news everybody"
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who didnt say that in there head with the professors voice?


another qoute i heard

"time is a great teacher but unfortunately it kills us all"
 
Johnny Girth said:
"Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he'll eat for a lifetime.

Give a man religion and he'll die praying for fish."
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Great addition to an already great quote, never heard that before.

marc512 said:
"good news everybody"

who didnt say that in there head with the professors voice?
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Those 3 words will always demand to be head-read in his voice, favourite use of that is preceded by:

Farnsworth: This mission is incredibly dangerous. Someone's sure to be killed. Fry, Leela, Bender--
Bender: Damn you, old man!
 
'It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes' - Douglas Adams

and I have no idea where it's from but:

'Knowledge is Knowing a Tomato is a Fruit... Wisdom is not putting one in a Fruit Salad'
 
"Don't you ever, ever compare me to Family Guy, you hear me Kyle? Compare me to Family Guy again, and, so help me, I will kill you where you stand! Do you have any idea what it's like? Everywhere I go: "Hey Cartman you must like Family Guy, right?" "Hey, your sense of humor reminds me of Family Guy, Cartman!" I am nothing like Family Guy! When I make jokes, they are inherent to a story! Deep situational and emotional jokes based on what is relevant and has a point, not just one random interchangeable joke after another!"
 
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