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Welcome to Fight Club. The first rule of Fight Club is: you do not talk about Fight Club. The second rule of Fight Club is: you DO NOT talk about Fight Club! Third rule of Fight Club: if someone yells "stop!", goes limp, or taps out, the fight is over. Fourth rule: only two guys to a fight. Fifth rule: one fight at a time, fellas. Sixth rule: the fights are bare knuckle. No shirt, no shoes, no weapons. Seventh rule: fights will go on as long as they have to. And the eighth and final rule: if this is your first time at Fight Club, you have to fight.

That just reminded me of.....

I see all this potential, and I see squandering. God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy **** we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very ****ed off.
 
I just have one of those faces. People come up to me and say, "What's wrong?" "Nothing." "Well, it takes more energy to frown than it does to smile." "Yeah, you know it takes more energy to point that out than it does to leave me alone?"

Bill Hicks
 
Not a quote really but:

"No flag or uniform ever stopped the bullet from a gun"

"No colour or religon ever stopped a bullet from a gun"

"Death is just a heartbeat away"

No prize if you can work out where they're all from.
 
“Once at a social gathering, Gladstone said to Disraeli, "I predict, Sir, that you will die either by hanging or of some vile disease". Disraeli replied, "That all depends, sir, upon whether I embrace your principles or your mistress."”
 
Now think real hard. You've been birddoggin' this township a while now. They wouldn't mind a corpse of you. Now you can luxuriate in a nice jail cell, but if your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you.

:D

"Sure. It would be humiliating. Having to lie there while the better man refuses to spill your blood. Mercy is the mark of a great man. *lightly stabs man with sword* Guess I'm just a good man. *stabs him again* Well, I'm all right."
 
"Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our Light, not our Darkness, that most frightens us. We ask ourselves, who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented, fabulous? Actually, who are you Not to be?

You are a child of God. Your playing small does not serve the World. There is nothing enlightened about shrinking so that other people won't feel insecure around you. We were born to manifest the glory of God that is within us. It is not just in some of us, it is in everyone.

And as we let our own light shine, we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same. As we are liberated from our own fear, our presence automatically liberates others."

- Marianne Williamson

Or...

What is my perfect crime?

I break into Tiffany’s at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No - I go for the chandelier; it’s priceless.

As I’m taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop, it’s her father’s business. She’s Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning the cops come, and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don’t trust her. Besides; I like the cold.

30 years later I get a postcard: I have a son, and he’s the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris, by the Trockadero; she’s been waiting for me all these years, she’s never taken another lover.

I don’t care, I don’t show up. I go to Berlin - that’s where I stashed the chandelier.

- Dwight Schrute
 
"Move, to ludicrous speed!"

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"Are you paying too much for your car insurance?"

From the guy from Mock The Week that says this everytime he cannot think of a proper joke.

I swear there was 1 episode where he said it at least 5 times, as some sort of recurring gag.

Surprised he hasn't been offered a job doing the voice yet :D
 
"The things that come to those that wait may be the things left behind by the ones that got there first"
-Stephen Tyler


"So sorry if I come across rude, that's just me. And that's the way a Players got to be"
-Lauryn Hill
 
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