Paedo lives under girls bed for 3 months!

starfighter · 22 Feb 2010 at 02:34

A bit sick and weird but it makes you wonder what the kid is like at 12 if she lets 22 year old men live under her bed.

Then again if it was the other way round and I was 12 and I had a 22 year old girl under my bed I would be like :cool:

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trent · 22 Feb 2010 at 02:37

kid - But mum i dont want to go to sleep , the boogie man lives under my bed.
mum - dont be silly .
kid - noooo mum the boogie man
mum - for goodness sake , look there is no one undaghhhh omg omg AGHHHHH.. JOHN!!! aghhhh

Sinque · 22 Feb 2010 at 02:39

trent said:
kid - But mum i dont want to go to sleep , the boogie man lives under my bed.
mum - dont be silly .
kid - noooo mum the boogie man
mum - for goodness sake , look there is no one undaghhhh omg omg AGHHHHH.. JOHN!!! aghhhh

Actual LOL! I imagined that perfectly with voices and everything

Spyhop · 22 Feb 2010 at 02:47

That render is terrible :mad:

Energize · 22 Feb 2010 at 02:53

wush said:
That render is terrible

What do you expect, it's the sun, do you expect them to be able to afford someone decent?

qqg3 · 22 Feb 2010 at 02:57

Why does the graphic demonstration include paedo bear on the bed?

Tefal · 22 Feb 2010 at 03:06

Energize said:
What do you expect, it's the sun, do you expect them to be able to afford someone decent?

How much does it cost to find a drunk student and top him up with cheap larger?

tibbsey · 22 Feb 2010 at 03:22

malc30 said:
Ninja Peados, Whatever next ?

Peado Ninjas?

WE'RE ALL DOOMED!*

*Unless you're aged 16+.

Soul.Survivor · 22 Feb 2010 at 04:59

A big "WTF" comes to mind.

OliP · 22 Feb 2010 at 05:27

I bet it was cramped in there

regulus · 22 Feb 2010 at 05:31

stulid said:
That's almost too unbelievable.

SkeeterUK · 22 Feb 2010 at 05:33

Lol they give other pedos the idea to hide in the bed with a diagram of how it would look. Jeez some smart ppl in reporting these days.

Poor lass and mother etc.

SexyGreyFox · 22 Feb 2010 at 07:48

wush said:
That render is terrible

I honestly can't believe somebody would come out with something like that.
I love OCUK, pick on any little thing just to **** a paper off.

.Simon · 22 Feb 2010 at 07:57

I think he was joking.

manbearpig · 22 Feb 2010 at 08:03

starfighter said:
A bit sick and weird but it makes you wonder what the kid is like at 12 if she lets 22 year old men live under her bed.

Then again if it was the other way round and I was 12 and I had a 22 year old girl under my bed I would be like .

ci_newman · 22 Feb 2010 at 08:16

Published: 10 Nov 2006 - wow, slow day...

[TW]Fox · 22 Feb 2010 at 08:27

Its a good job PEADO was in capital letters in that story.

Mark A · 22 Feb 2010 at 08:38

I cant believe that at all, surely someone in the house would have heard something.

Angst · 22 Feb 2010 at 08:45

Nuke him from orbit, its the only way to be sure.

Evilsod · 22 Feb 2010 at 08:47

The bigger mystery is how Tefal came across this 4 year old story...