can't laugh won't laugh.

[CaptainComedy]

last night I experienced something that progressed from mildly funny to gut-wrenching-cough envoking laughter.... and then I immediately stopped laughing and could no longer laugh. In my head I was still creased laughing, but my facial expression was no plain straight. not even a grin.

any of you experienced this?

my gf was going through a list of stupid quotes from court hearings and when she read:

"lawyer: when you respond you shall respond with oral. where was you attending school?
witness: oral"

she burst into laughter (she is a grunter and canadian which makes it all the more funny) she rolled onto her side crying and with that let out a huge fart. which sent my mild mannered chuckle into turbo roflmao and then that's when I broke.

 

[Greenlizard0]

Ew, your gf is a smelly fat foreign butter lover.

 

[CaptainComedy]

Ew, your gf is a smelly fat foreign butter lover.

she has a six pack, but you're right, she is foreign

 

[Makunouchi]

she rolled onto her side crying and with that let out a huge fart

True, this is hilarious, however, you better hope she never finds out you told so many strangers

 

[Cyanide]

You probably just realised that it's really not very funny at all

 

[CaptainComedy]

True, this is hilarious, however, you better hope she never finds out you told so many strangers

meh - I posted it on her facebook. and mine. and told her parents earlier. wish I could have recorded it

 

[Sp00n]

girl fart = recoil in digust

Yes, I am that old fashioned.

 

[Tefal]

she has a six pack

she has beer!?

Marry her quick!

 

[CaptainComedy]

You probably just realised that it's really not very funny at all

actually no, she had eaten before she went to the gym and thus was pretty gassy, something I find hilarious from an attractive girl, but I think it was more the timing of it than anything

@Tefal and gets drunk on 1 bottle of bulmers! and loves those quiz machines you find in pubs!

 

[Azza]

****ing hilarious.

 

[Cosimo]

she rolled onto her side crying and with that let out a huge fart.

Yes, women do fart, sounds like you’ve found your soulmate.

 

[krooton]

In all honesty, I just had to stifle guffaws at work after picturing the roll-fart

 

[Dinomania]

Was she in fact ROFLAFMAO?

BTW, hope you get your laugh back..!

 

[Deleted member 651465]

DO A BARREL ROLL!!

 

[Participant]

I thought the quote was quite funny. It reminded me of a joke I heard:

A thief stands before a judge. The judge asks the man:

"Have you anything else you wish to add before I send you down?"

"**** all m'lud" responds the thief.

"What did he say?" asks the judge to the clerk of the court.

"'**** all m'lud'" replies the clerk, to which the judge responds

"Don't be a ****, I saw his lips move".

 

[Conscript]

turbo roflmao

lol awesome.

 

[Le_Petit_Lapin]

last night I experienced something that progressed from mildly funny to gut-wrenching-cough envoking laughter.... and then I immediately stopped laughing and could no longer laugh. In my head I was still creased laughing, but my facial expression was no plain straight. not even a grin.

any of you experienced this?

Only while stoned.

 

[BennyC]

Almost spat food all over my laptop! Think I'd have probaly pushed out a pea if I was in your shoes!

 

[UltimateBadger]

girl fart = recoil in digust

Yes, I am that old fashioned.

This.

I, of course, am allowed to fart wherever and whenever I please.