Soldato
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A man is walking along the beach when he finds a lamp.
He rubs it and a couple of Genies pop out and tell him he has three wishes, they then poof out of sight and he makes his three wishes...
Later, the guy arrives home to his address only to find a mansion fit for a king where his humble house was before. "wish no.1" he thinks to himself.
He walks inside and is immediately set upon by dozens of naked, buxom women in a sexual frenzy. "wish no.2 he thinks to himself"
Just as he's getting down to the business with the ladies he hears a knock at the back door. He opens the door only to see two figures in KKK outfits in front of him who then proceed to strip him naked, tar and feather him and hang him from the nearest tree until he's dead.
The two figures in the KKK outfits take their hats off. It's the two Genies and one says to the other,
"I could understand his first two wishes, but why he wants to be hung like a black man is beyond me".
He rubs it and a couple of Genies pop out and tell him he has three wishes, they then poof out of sight and he makes his three wishes...
Later, the guy arrives home to his address only to find a mansion fit for a king where his humble house was before. "wish no.1" he thinks to himself.
He walks inside and is immediately set upon by dozens of naked, buxom women in a sexual frenzy. "wish no.2 he thinks to himself"
Just as he's getting down to the business with the ladies he hears a knock at the back door. He opens the door only to see two figures in KKK outfits in front of him who then proceed to strip him naked, tar and feather him and hang him from the nearest tree until he's dead.
The two figures in the KKK outfits take their hats off. It's the two Genies and one says to the other,
"I could understand his first two wishes, but why he wants to be hung like a black man is beyond me".