Well my Inspection II is all done and I feel much better now the car has some nice clean fluids in it, especially the engine oil.
Although them inspecting it turned up a few surprises;
First the front wishbones have been replaced within the last year apparently, so the tech said, so they are good and I don't need to worry about those.
Both of the rubber mounts for the rear stabiliser are knackered and need replacing, this is likely the cause of the knocking sound from the rear suspension.
The rubber mounts for the shock absorbers on all 4 corners are starting to decay, but they are 'ok' right now apparently.
My front brakes are shot to hell, pads are well past it and the discs are quite badly worn too, they have probably needed doing since it's last MOT pass if I had to guess, this is almost certainly the cause of my steering judder under breaking and why they do not feel very confidence inspiring anyway.
My rear brake pads are also very worn and need changing, the rear discs apparently could do with changing but they are not critical right now and could be left.
The rattling/tap from the front of my engine when idling and warm is 'probably' a VANOS unit, but to be honest they did not seem to investigate this to my satisfaction at all, they did not drop the oil pan to check for pieces of the guide rail and haven't even mentioned the tensioners I specifically asked them to check ...in writing! ...according to my service handler the tech guy just said chain problems don't really happen on BMW's and that was that, from what I was told he said, it sounded like he thought I thought the chain was broken ...wtf! ...I could hardly have driven it there if that was the case now could I! ...yea anyway ...no satisfaction with this one.
I am going to get someone else to take a look at this issue. But the rattle does seem to have lessened in severity a touch now, with some nice clean oil ...still very much there though.
And then the surprises I wasn't expecting;
Apparently my rocker cover gaskets are leaking oil "excessively" ...really? ...well I can't see any evidence of this, I can see those myself and my Dad took a good look too (he used to be an HGV mechanic, although he knows cars plenty well enough too) ...anyway they want £249.82 + VAT to change these! ...cough, oh yea ...no worries, especially when I can't see any evidence of this, neither can my Dad or Grandad ...not to mention the fact I'd expect to find some oil on the drive or at least in the engine pan ...and there isn't. Also it would likely have dripped onto the exhaust manifold when hot and I would have smelt that.
I will get someone my Dad knows to have a look at this anyway, but BMW can sod right off with their prices for that, it's not even a very big job.
Also apparently there is some leakage from around the radial oil seal on my torque converter ...well if there is it must be very minimal because there would be ATF stains on my light grey slabbed drive if it was anything to write home about. They want £373.85 + VAT to replace this! ...err no. And I did just mean the gasket there.
And then the real star of the show, the absolute kicker ...apparently there is a very slight leak from my steering box (although they did say this isn't an urgent fix) and to fix this they would fit a whole new steering box, and for this they want ...... £2,588 +VAT !!!!

...screw you! ...It's probably just a BMW approach to a slightly best it's past seal.
My steering feels fine, my fluid level hasn't noticeably changed since I had the car and again, no evidence of anything dripped anywhere on the drive or in the engine bay. The only oil I do have in the bay is where they spilt some fresh oil when installing the new filter and did not clean it up properly, so I'll have to do that tomorrow. Just so I can make sure I don't have any more fresh oil turning up, as they would indicate a leak.
I'm not paying BMW prices to do the breaks or rear stabiliser bushes either, I'll get someone I know to do those, BMW want about £550 for all the pads and disks ...although only £48 to do the stabiliser mounts. Still, those aren't hard specialised jobs. I suppose that's not a terrible prices for an alround break reknewal, but those aren't hard and I can save some money on their quote that's for sure.