Common cold remedies

Phate

Phate

Phate

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So guys, what are your common cold remedies?


Best friend is ill so I fancy experimenting to see what works.......for her benefit ofcourse :p


Serious and non serious replies are welcome :D
 
[TW]Fox;16091709 said:
Having your best friend as a girl yet being single = fail :p

Try lemsip :p
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Don't have any friends that are female then Mr Fox? :p

EDIT: Infact nearly all my friends are female. And I'm kinda not single anyway :p

And Lemsip is boring, c'mon folks!
 
Your patient being naked allows the ill humours to leave the body. As her practioner, you should be advising this strongly and for insurance purposes, it's terribly important you remain in the room as your patient.

You may also want to be naked. It can't hurt.
 
gargle diluted TCP. kills all the bacteria in your mouth and then continues to kill it for the foreseeable future. it used to be advertised on the back of the bottles but i assume they stopped it because the after breath is so bad that its genuinely hilarious. worth a laugh
 
Wrap up warm. Hoody, scarf, gloves, two pairs of socks, hat. Drink lots of water, eat nothing. Go bed, sweat it out. Works fine for me.
 
Swi1ch said:
Wrap up warm. Hoody, scarf, gloves, two pairs of socks, hat. Drink lots of water, eat nothing. Go bed, sweat it out. Works fine for me.
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Aye I've read about this before :) - I may advise faaar too much clothing though.

She'll thank me later, I'm sure of it :D
 
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