Have any of you ever done this before.

[Johnnytoxic]

I was on my dinner at work today trying to decide what drink to buy at Asda and I hear someone say "Hi" . I turn around and it's the office hottie. Being Mr smooth, my brain froze and I couldn't speak for a few seconds. They ask if i'm on my break and I just nodded. I did manage to ask if they had today off. I then just walked off briskly.

I then think **** **** ****.

 

[Doohickey]

Well played

 

[Lysander]

Blew out a definite shag.

 

[Duke]

 

[Johnnytoxic]

I didn't even say "see ya" . I think I just said "ok then", and just walked off.

 

[Paramount]

Mega bomb

 

[Johnnytoxic]

Thats weird !! I watched this on Dave the other night and made a note to download the song.

 

[Morgoth]

Oh dear, go have a sympathy fap.

 

[trent]

Smooooooth like Velvet.

 

[--Mike--]

Smooth

 

[Doohickey]

I didn't even say "see ya" . I think I just said "ok then", and just walked off.

That was cold man. And because you were so cold, she will have walked away thinking 'damn, who the hell was that guy to be so damn cold' and next time she sees you she will deliberately try for a better response, by unbuttoning her blouse and touching herself inappropriately until you bundle her into the store cupboard and have your wicked way with her.

You hold on to that.

 

[Biohazard]

that's bad ass man! bad ass.

 

[Johnnytoxic]

Damn you anxiety

 

[Squink]

I was once down my local pub with this (single and distinctly unattractive) bloke I used to share a house with. He was playing winner-stays-on pool when he found himself up against far and away the fittest girl in the pub, who got in there quite regularly.

Rather than taking the opportunity to "miss" a few shots and extend the game, using a bit of banter to show what an entertaining guy he was, he thrashed her by 6 balls in about 2 minutes. When she jokingly and nicely said "eeh you might have let me pot one", he looked at her, said "why?" and then walked off.

Smooooooooth

 

[Johnnytoxic]

^^^

This is exactly the thing I'd do lol. You got to pull off some wicked shots, just to impress

 

[4T5]

You the man Homey !!!

 

[Jimmyboyo]

Any time I'm met with a situation where someone surprises me, or I'm too tongue tied to come up with something worthy, my answer is ..
I like turtles

 

[MajorMaccas]

I was on my dinner at work today trying to decide what drink to buy at Asda and I hear someone say "Hi" . I turn around and it's the office hottie. Being Mr smooth, my brain froze and I couldn't speak for a few seconds. They ask if i'm on my break and I just nodded. I did manage to ask if they had today off. I then just walked off briskly.

I then think **** **** ****.

No no, don't kick yourself, you played it perfectly: always leave them wanting more Ask yourself why she said "hi" to you in the first place. If you're relatively good looking (relative to the rest of the guys at ur work), then you're already the one she wants to get to know first.

Next time, have something prepared. Not too much, just a few "goto" questions, and a slick excuse to leave when you run out. Done.

 

[Lysander]

I was once down my local pub with this (single and distinctly unattractive) bloke I used to share a house with. He was playing winner-stays-on pool when he found himself up against far and away the fittest girl in the pub, who got in there quite regularly.

Rather than taking the opportunity to "miss" a few shots and extend the game, using a bit of banter to show what an entertaining guy he was, he thrashed her by 6 balls in about 2 minutes. When she jokingly and nicely said "eeh you might have let me pot one", he looked at her, said "why?" and then walked off.

Smooooooooth

Haha, wonderful.

This is exactly the thing I'd do lol. You got to pull off some wicked shots, just to impress

You don't get it, do you.

 

[Hilly]

I was once down my local pub with this (single and distinctly unattractive) bloke I used to share a house with. He was playing winner-stays-on pool when he found himself up against far and away the fittest girl in the pub, who got in there quite regularly.

Rather than taking the opportunity to "miss" a few shots and extend the game, using a bit of banter to show what an entertaining guy he was, he thrashed her by 6 balls in about 2 minutes. When she jokingly and nicely said "eeh you might have let me pot one", he looked at her, said "why?" and then walked off.

Smooooooooth

Hey come on... There's a time and a place for smooth talk and flirting. Playing pool is not one of them!

I probaly would have destroyed said girl too, might have bought her a sorry for destroying you drink though!