For the lols I once applied to Lidl, they wrote back saying I was not what they're looking for. Going by the expressions on the faces of the sole member of staff I ever see working at my local Lidl I see they are looking for zombies instead of someone who could work any part time hours to make some extra cash and lives a few houses away from that store!
Yep, it's a catch 22 for graduates, especially at the moment. You can't get a part time/braindead job because you have a degree and they expect you to leave as soon as you find something better (which is true tbh), yet you can't find the better jobs because you don't have enough experience...

I'm pretty certain that if the christmas temp job was permanent I wouldn't have got it, being the only candidate that had a degree!
Fun, Fun, Fun...