Wednesday evening jokes!

[NormanPorkinson]

I was looking at this girl in the bar the other day, and then she sneezed and her glass eye shot straight across the room and into my hand. Like a gent I quietly went over to her and said, 'I don't mean to embarrass you but I think this is yours'. 'Thanks' she replied, 'let me buy you a drink'. After the drink she said, 'let me buy you a meal' and after that we ended up having sex.

I said after, 'do you do this sort of thing with all the guys you meet?'. 'No, only those who catch my eye'

 

[Tummy]

 

[SlyReaper]

Groan

 

[apeZ]

I feel bad for laughing.

 

[NormanPorkinson]

Epic fail? It just arrived in my inbox on my phone! Don't blame the messenger

 

[Cosimo]

I feel bad for laughing.

I just feel bad.

 

[twist3d0n3]

lame...

 

[craptakular]

Do not get the joke...

 

[NormanPorkinson]

Just told it to my flat mate - she laughed!

 

[touch]

Opinions are like orgasms:

Mine is more important and i dont care if she has one!

 

[gillywibble]

Just told it to my flat mate - she laughed!

This is why it isn't funny.

 

[G-MAN2004]

Do not get the joke...

http://www.google.co.uk/#hl=en&sour...q=f&oq=catch+my+eye+idiom&fp=e1f6d682f924e49c

 

[Stupot_]

Heh, I liked it you miserable sods

 

[Semple]

How can you not get the joke?

 

[lcg]

Heh, I liked it you miserable sods

Yeah, me too

 

[G-MAN2004]

How can you not get the joke?

Some people are extremely slow it seems.

 

[Duke]

Someone keeps adding soil to my allotment overnight. It's an absolute mystery as to why though?

The plot thickens...



(Sickipedia for the win)

 

[NormanPorkinson]

Someone keeps adding soil to my allotment overnight. It's an absolute mystery as to why though?

The plot thickens...



(Sickipedia for the win)

LMAO!

 

[G-MAN2004]

What did the mathematician say after dinner?

 

[LordSplodge]

(Sickipedia for the win)

Apple will be releasing a new gadget exclusively for women later this year.
It's called the iRon.