dirty little secret

[Arjun806]

I put them straight back on when I'm done.

Good way to keep feet warm

 

[Aod]

The next statement is true. The previous statement is a lie.

i fixed your logical paradox for you.

 

[ac1d1ty]

I'm sitting here in stockings & suspenders

See the problem is..........i'm not sure if you are telling the truth

 

[Westie]

i once stuck my finger up my bum in the shower to see if i was gay or not!

 

[Aod]

i once stuck my finger up my bum in the shower to see if i was gay or not!

and the result? i'm reliably told that prostate stimulation during masturbation creates earth-shattering orgasms.

all my attempts have been unsuccessful, however.

 

[FatBoyObese]

i once stuck my finger up my bum in the shower to see if i was gay or not!

I just peed my pants reading this