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Oxide™

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Recently I was talking to my wife's best friend. She was telling me of her journey into work the other morning where she was at Farnborough train station on the platform.

She noticed a guy stand over a bin on the busy platform, block one nostril and, with gusto, blow the contents of his other nostril into the bin, except the mucousy mess landed on his hand instead, so he then proceeded to shake his hand violently until the nose clunge, unclung and, luckily, flew into the bin.

My wife's friend, who has a pathetic gag reflex, then began to dryheave until she chundered into a nearby bin.

Not exactly what I would like to see first thing in the morning but funny as heck nonetheless when trying to mentally picture the scene.

How some people think that snorting in public is acceptable is beyond me, please add your stories of human grossness you have witnessed
 
Whenever I go climbing people always blow their nose this way :(


It's just barley acceptable in such circumstances but in public/at a station it's just wrong.
 
I usd to have someone in my old work place that would 'hock' and spit into sandwhich bags...and probably do it into the same one about 5 times then parade it around the room for some reason.

It was lovely emptying the bins in to the compactor...to push the rubbish in further then have snot and glupe all over it ;)
 
People these days just don't have any manners. I myself may be from the Gutter but I pride myself on how I conduct myself in Public. (Unless you **** me off of course :p)
 
Sounds similar to a story about me and my brothers when we was younger. It was christmas, we'd been eating unlimited amounts of chocolate all night and we was sleeping over at ours mates house who lived across the road.

We were sleeping on the floor... when we saw him wipe a bogie on the carpet. He then said he always did it, cheers... we're laying on a sea of mucus. My brother ran to the bathroom gagging, and projectile vomited into the toilet. Problem was as soon as I heard him gagging... I ran to the bathroom. There was nowhere else to go.... Projectile vomit, all across the tiles on the wall, covered the hole bath.

the pair of us, our sick was just brown ****. It looked like actual crap. It was like two girls one cup seriously. Only... two boys one bath. Disgusting.
 
Never go to China then :p This not only happens every few metres along the street, but also on the floors of restaurants and train carriages. Along with the spitting everywhere, usually accompanied by a noisy hocking sound first to so everyone notices you. One of the hardest things to get used to.

Nicely, they they we're disgusting for not spitting out any excess saliva...
 
I've seen a guy **** into a bin before.

Think it's quite funny how she puked, has she never come into contact with drunk blokes before? A bin usually makes an adequate toilet when you're walking along, usually only for onesies though :D
 
I get around said:
I've seen a guy **** into a bin before.

Think it's quite funny how she puked, has she never come into contact with drunk blokes before? A bin usually makes an adequate toilet when you're walking along, usually only for onesies though :D
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ofc she has but anything makes her dryheave, farting next to her, hocking etc
 
Cyclists do it, I've had people do it in a group and it land on my frame, my feet, and once... in my mouth..........
 
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