How many women have you slept with!

[Sone]

thread makes me feel like a stud

Edit, and i am even geeky enough to keep a spreadsheet with names, numbers and a rating system

 

[Participant]

thread makes me feel like a stud

Edit, and i am even geeky enough to keep a spreadsheet with names, numbers and a rating system

Yeah...that's a bit like going on a new mothers' forum, asking them how far they can throw a cricket ball, and coming away feeling pretty good about yourself.

 

[mangobreeder]

adjust it down. or get her to tell you first, and come out with a similar figure.

do NOT do this. in 2 years time when you ahve forgotten what figure you told her, it will come back to haunt you.

women remember things like that as ask repeatatedly to ttry and catch you out

Do threesomes count as 2?

no they count as three you get a bonus opoint for having two at the same time

 

[person]

for honesty's sake 5 one of which is my current partner and the only one I really count tbh because he's the only one worth counting.

 

[D D Danneh]

Do you have to have literally slept with someone to have slept with them?

 

[4T5]

Do you have to have literally slept with someone to have slept with them?

No. Just do the deed anywhere & it counts as 1, For extra points do the sister, All the sisters & the Mum gets you a Brucy bonus obviously.

 

[NickK]

Only 8.. but two of those were together Kissed many more.

 

[jrodga2k5]

12

 

[tibbsey]

I can't give the exact number due to an on going police investigation.

You owe me a new mouse mat and keyboard, due to spewing digestive crumbs all over my current ones.

 

[lcg]

None

 

[Participant]

None

Did your hand slip when entering the smiley?

 

[jp_bl_68]

Shall we have a poll? lol.

Virgin
1 - 10
11 - 20
21 - 30
31 - 40
40+ aka Liars/Prostitutes

Fixed.

 

[lcg]

Did your hand slip when entering the smiley?

Yes

 

[jp_bl_68]

Go for it, I get opinions a lot lol. Trust me, even whacking one out is not really allowed. Damn the tension kills me at times.

Feel free to tell me to sod off but have you ever had an orgasm?

 

[No1newts]

Worth a poll

And if you are getting asked by the woman then tell her less than it is! I did this by quite a bit but still got the disgusted "you are a whore" look off her Not that it had any long term effects, just short term disgust and she didn't even know the truth

 

[Danm54]

But surely if you smash the same pasty enough times, it doesn't resemble much of a pasty any more?

Exactly, you GF may only have only slept with one person but if the were at it every day then she's well smashed, if however she's slept with ten guys only once she'll still resemble a pasty.

 

[Vita]

Feel free to tell me to sod off but have you ever had an orgasm?

Yes I have. I used to squirt the snake quite often. I've had bj's and the sort lmao, just never sex.

 

[Danm54]

Yes I have. I used to squirt the snake quite often. I've had bj's and the sort lmao, just never sex.

Nothing wrong with that at all, dont leave it too long else we'll all point and laugh!

 

[asim18]

I've never slept with a woman but I've had sex with 3 different women.

One was a one night stand with a girl in my college (but it was actually during the day).
One was a random girl in a threesome with my mate in his corsa.
and One was a prostitute.

 

[jp_bl_68]

One was a random girl in a threesome with my mate in his corsa.

When you retell that story it might be an idea to leave out the corsa.