Monday Morning Joke

platypus · 22 Mar 2010 at 11:35

A Frenchman walks into a bar with a goose on his shoulder.

The bartender asks, "Where did you get that thing?" The goose replies, "In France, there are millions of them!"

antijoke · 22 Mar 2010 at 11:36

[FnG]magnolia · 22 Mar 2010 at 11:37

It's Tuesday morning, FFS!

BAN!

(also, small giggle, don't tell anyone)

'Wes · 22 Mar 2010 at 11:39

[FnG]magnolia · 22 Mar 2010 at 11:39

'Wes said:
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Actually, really ban. What the hell is that? Your opinion?

The Dread Pirate · 22 Mar 2010 at 11:39

godinman · 22 Mar 2010 at 11:40

Two fails here.

You know who you are.

'Wes · 22 Mar 2010 at 11:41

[FnG]magnolia;16206432 said:
Actually, really ban. What the hell is that? Your opinion?

Why are you getting so uptight with three dots?

Srsly...

[FnG]magnolia · 22 Mar 2010 at 11:43

'Wes said:
Why are you getting so uptight with three dots?

Srsly...

Ah, it's GD, who cares!

Night night

Cosimo · 22 Mar 2010 at 11:44

I'd hate to hear the afternoon joke.

Le_Petit_Lapin · 22 Mar 2010 at 11:51

I think this thread has dropped past eh point of no return with the OP's post.

Casdawer · 22 Mar 2010 at 11:53

It involved a French person so I laughed.

Cybermyk · 22 Mar 2010 at 11:54

'Wes said:
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GravyMonster · 22 Mar 2010 at 11:56

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CatMangler · 22 Mar 2010 at 12:21

In.before.---.----.

Baz · 22 Mar 2010 at 12:42

Apparently, "I didn't realise you still needed one" is not the answer Australian customs are looking for when they ask if you have a criminal record.

All that does is 'fast-track' you to the rubber glove guy

Kurisu Makise · 22 Mar 2010 at 12:45

Casdawer said:
It involved a French person so I laughed.

maintenant thats non agréable

Marky · 22 Mar 2010 at 13:01

[FnG]magnolia;16206409 said:
It's Tuesday morning, FFS!

BAN!

(also, small giggle, don't tell anyone)

Tuesday?

GravyMonster · 22 Mar 2010 at 13:02

Marky said:
Tuesday?

check his location

mac1st3 · 22 Mar 2010 at 13:03

Baz said:
Apparently, "I didn't realise you still needed one" is not the answer Australian customs are looking for when they ask if you have a criminal record.

All that does is 'fast-track' you to the rubber glove guy

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