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News Flash: Police hae just arrested the Irishserial killer, he stabbed 20 boxes of corn flakes.


/Grabs coat
 
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an english man, a scotsman and an irishman were in a large shipping storeroom storing valuables in large sacks,plannin to steal the riches being stored there. suddenly they here the police running through the door.

'quick' says the englishman, 'get inside a sack'. they all hop in sacks

the police come up to the first sack the englishman hiding inside goes 'meow,meow'. the policeman says 'only cats in this one'

they go up to the sack with the scotsman inside. the scotsman goes 'woof,woof'. 'no,only dogs in this one' says the policeman


they go up to the third sack,where the irishman is hiding. following his friends examples,the irishman says softly 'potato,potato, potato'
 
an english man, a scotsman and an irishman were in a large shipping storeroom storing valuables in large sacks,plannin to steal the riches being stored there. suddenly they here the police running through the door.

'quick' says the englishman, 'get inside a sack'. they all hop in sacks

the police come up to the first sack the englishman hiding inside goes 'meow,meow'. the policeman says 'only cats in this one'

they go up to the sack with the scotsman inside. the scotsman goes 'woof,woof'. 'no,only dogs in this one' says the policeman


they go up to the third sack,where the irishman is hiding. following his friends examples,the irishman says softly 'potato,potato, potato'
Old as the internet but I still love it.
 
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