She? That surprises me!That's one big burger....
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She didn't manage it... which surprised me![]()
That Bacon, Cheese, Pizza thingies just screaming to be deep fried.
Surely that's wrong, aerobics is a damned sight harder than riding a bike!
That Bacon, Cheese, Pizza thingies just screaming to be deep fried.
Surely that's wrong, aerobics is a damned sight harder than riding a bike!
Why would you want to eat there when there is a guy in the corner shoveling grub into his face. Boke.
R.I.P. Joey Chestnut![]()
Yeah, it's on at the moment. It's a bit of a freek show.Has anyone seen Man vs Food? Pretty dodgy American show but there's a lot of these competitions.
But what I'd really like to see is what happens the next morning, when the show presumably turns into Man V Poo, as Richman empties the dauntingly substantial, hopelessly compacted contents of his engorged colon, clenching the bathroom doorhandle between his teeth as he attempts to give birth to a leg-sized hunk of fecal sod without killing himself. Cue footage of him sweating, shaking and sobbing like a man impaled on a clay tree, before eventually squeezing out a log with the dimensions and weight of a dead gazelle in a greased sleeping bag. As he mops his brow (and backside), he smiles weakly with exhausted triumph, whispers farewell, and the credits roll. And we've all learned something about the price of excess.
Meh, clearly most of you lot have never been to a Mongolian chief's wedding celebration feast.
Actually, nor have I.![]()