Friday joke

4p · 26 Mar 2010 at 12:50

Apple have announced they are making a new women-only gadget

It's called the iRon

chrisxuk · 26 Mar 2010 at 12:52

Ok...

roid · 26 Mar 2010 at 12:52

i like!

Frapple · 26 Mar 2010 at 12:54

Got a big email of jokes earlier, I've tracked down the worst one just for OcUK.

What's the difference between Basil Brush and a Terrorist with a rucksack?

The Terrorist with a rucksack only goes "Boom" once.

mac1st3 · 26 Mar 2010 at 12:54

Old and terrible, I'd bring up the Alzheimer's joke to kill the thread if I could be bothered

Mr-White · 26 Mar 2010 at 13:06

I'd give it a few years until it has video and 3G

MW

RobotXander · 26 Mar 2010 at 13:11

dante6491 · 26 Mar 2010 at 13:12

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam?

You can't peanut butter your whatsit up a girls hooha.

MiNxYyY · 26 Mar 2010 at 13:13

My wife said when i was having my **** sucked i had to let her know when i was coming. Do you think a text will suffice o should i ring her?

Four gay men sat in a hottub. Suddenly a condom floats to surface. One of them starts laughing and says ' Who's Farted?!'

I told my girlfriend i had a **** like a computer. She asked if it was because it had lots of ram and a hard drive. Oh, the surprise she got when she found out it was microsoft and full of viruses

Cosimo · 26 Mar 2010 at 13:16

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to post a joke?

To .................

Le_Petit_Lapin · 26 Mar 2010 at 13:17

Hand Jobs are like Womens Football.

A cheap imitation of something men do better themselves.

Paramount · 26 Mar 2010 at 13:18

To get to the other side!

Wait, what?

taz488 · 26 Mar 2010 at 13:19

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side

mattyg · 26 Mar 2010 at 13:21

What the difference between a buffalo and a bison

Your cant wash your hands in a buffalo

skippy2421 · 26 Mar 2010 at 13:22

MiNxYyY said:
My wife said when i was having my **** sucked i had to let her know when i was coming. Do you think a text will suffice o should i ring her?

Four gay men sat in a hottub. Suddenly a condom floats to surface. One of them starts laughing and says ' Who's Farted?!'

I told my girlfriend i had a **** like a computer. She asked if it was because it had lots of ram and a hard drive. Oh, the surprise she got when she found out it was microsoft and full of viruses

you got some lols from me