Just got fooled!

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The Mrs (33 weeks pregnant) just phoned me and said "you need to come home right now!!! My waters have just broken!!"

Just swore in front of a client.

Not amused!

lol
 
Seriously, if your wife/girlfriend is pregnant, and concidentally she tells you her waters have broken on April Fools day, shouldn't you at least get the idea she's having you on? It's probably the most overused fool in the history of April Fools.
 
I just got the worst April Fool ever.

A colleague rang me, and started shouting "They found Madeline! They found her, alive, in Portugal!"
No way... load up the BBC website, wonder why there was nothing on there, and then colleague starts laughing... "April Fools!"
 
I hate April fools that aren't April fools.

Why would you be a fool for thinking your wife's waters have broken when she just told you they did and she is 33 weeks pregnant? :confused:

If she wasn't pregnant it would have been a good'un. :D
 
Seriously, if your wife/girlfriend is pregnant, and concidentally she tells you her waters have broken on April Fools day, shouldn't you at least get the idea she's having you on? It's probably the most overused fool in the history of April Fools.

lol you're right, but it literally **** me up. We are having potential complications and things may have to happen early so I honestly didn't think she would joke about it.
 
Sounds funny.

I just told my wife a ***** on the street had approached me as I left the house and offered to paint the house for just £600.

He'd offered to paint it pink and brown as they're the 'only colours he had left'.

I'd paid him the money cash there and then in advance, so told her don't mind if a ***** starts climbing up and down ladders outside the house.

She believed hook line and sinker, and proceeded to go to defcon 1 annoyance level! Awesome!
 
Just text our lass and told her I'd paid someone £200 to go round and pebbledash the front of the house (just the front).

Not had a response yet.
 
I just got the worst April Fool ever.

A colleague rang me, and started shouting "They found Madeline! They found her, alive, in Portugal!"
No way... load up the BBC website, wonder why there was nothing on there, and then colleague starts laughing... "April Fools!"

Worst ever? Are you one of the McCanns? :p
 
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