Poll: Which party will get your vote in the General Election?

Which party will get your vote in the General Election?

  • Conservative

    Votes: 704 38.5%
  • Labour

    Votes: 221 12.1%
  • Liberal Democrat

    Votes: 297 16.2%
  • British National Party

    Votes: 144 7.9%
  • Green Party

    Votes: 36 2.0%
  • UK Independence Party

    Votes: 46 2.5%
  • Other

    Votes: 48 2.6%
  • Don't care I have no intension of voting.

    Votes: 334 18.3%

  • Total voters
    1,830
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The Brown team has been buoyed by focus group results suggesting that an outbreak of physical fighting during the campaign, preferably involving bloodshed and broken limbs, could re-engage an electorate increasingly apathetic about politics. They also hope they can exploit the so-called "Putin effect", and are said to be exploring opportunities for Brown to be photographed killing a wild animal, though advisers have recommended that weather, and other considerations, mean Brown should not remove his shirt.

Should work for Acidhell ;)

Labour further hopes to "harness the power of internet folksourcing", the aide explained, encouraging supporters to design their own posters, which could then be showcased online. The "design your own poster" initiative has caught the imagination of Downing Street strategists, the aide said, because it is cheap, fosters engagement among voters and, above all, nothing could possibly go wrong with it.

If nothing could go wrong with it I don't see the problem.
 
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I know, Brown like most bullies is a coward so wouldn't go with this idea.

That and it's utterly retarded?:confused:


I lol'd at

For their part, Conservative strategists are said to be troubled by internal research suggesting that several members of the shadow cabinet – including Cameron and George Osborne – would in fact not "come here and say that" if challenged by Brown, instead turning pale and running away, or arranging for an older brother to wait outside the Houses of Parliament to attack him when he is least expecting it.


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Nothing on the site that isn't true, actually, and people should know this stuff that has become so endemic under a Labour government.

Oh, there's plenty of stuff worth attacking. Mindless attacks on pocket change spent on golf bars and attacking meaningless amounts of money spent on art and staff benefits is just stupid.

So what, exactly, is pathetic about it?

So our foreign embassies have spent some small sums of money on art. And? Apparently the Tories feel that we should present our public face to foreign countries in drab, grey buildings; because that gives a better impression :rolleyes:

This kind of mindless penny pinching rubbish doesn't lead to more efficient services; it just leads to pathetic beaucratic rubbish whenever anyone wants to get something done.

Against these tiny sums you have £780 million wasted on clueless implementation of IT projects. Why isn't that front and centre instead of blinkin' golf balls? Why isn't the extent to which the Labour government has let itself be fleeced by PFI arrangments being pumped up instead of art installations in a frickin' embassy?

Instead of going after real, meaningful areas where big sums could be saved, they've chosen to take cheap pot shots at meaningless tattle that they can rattle populist ire over.

That's what's pathetic.
 
The document isn't full of the 'silly' figures (although these do mount up). The silly figures are there for the tongue-in-cheekery, April Foolishness of it all.

I agree with you, I'd MUCH rather the GenPublic (TM) learn about the serious, sickening waste of this Labour government, but this is a joke - after all. (And, the sad fact is, what will catch GenPublic's attention more? £12k on golf balls or *another* mention of IT waste?)

You need to lighten up a bit.
 
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