Sunday night joke

[apeZ]

Bit of a hit or miss one...

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A dog wants to put an advert in his local paper. The receptionist told him to fill out a form with what he wanted the ad to say.

So he took a blank form and wrote: "Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof."

The receptionist examined the form and told the dog: "There's only nine words here, you could add another 'Woof' for the same price."

"But," the dog replied, "that would make no sense."

 

[G-MAN2004]

I am disappoint.

 

[chrisxuk]

I opened this thread expecting a joke!

 

[Tonyator]

A black man walks into a bar with a duck on his shoulder. Bartender says, "Hey, cool, where did you get that?" Duck says, "Africa, they're all over the place."

 

[Disco Boy]

How do you keep a fool in suspense?

 

[Feek]

How do you keep a fool in suspense?

I'll tell you next week.

 

[Drunkenmassacre]

Mary had a little lamb, she tied it to a pylon.
10,000 volts went up its ass and turned its wool to nylon.


Edit: mum decided it would be deemed too adult

 

['Wes]

Still waiting on that joke.

 

[Drunkenmassacre]

The spokey dokeys rattled.

That is right. Honest.


I fail.

 

[J.B]

Bit of a hit or miss one...

Mainly miss though.

 

[SkScotchegg]

I actually found this funny, haha, I like stupid jokes.

 

[Dark_Angel]

I am disappoint.

 

[Cosimo]

Still waiting on that joke.

You’ll be waiting for a long time.

 

[markweatherill]

I like the one that ends ...it would have been £50 but for the cat scan and lab test.

 

[Disco Boy]

Edit: mum decided it would be deemed too adult

You're 23 and you got told not to do something rude by your mum?

 

[chrisxuk]

You're 23 and you got told not to do something rude by your mum?

Funniest thing in the thread!

 

[SideWinder]

Edit: mum decided it would be deemed too adult

Erm...

 

[Angilion]

I thought the OP's joke was hilarious. I'll be telling it to people at work next week.

 

[moogie]

do all blacks complain about slavery or is it just mine?