
I know it's wrong but I chuckled.
I wasn't drunk.
if I could have controlled myself I certainly would have! It's just that I don't remember the part when I could have been in control (unless you count the part beforehand, which I suppose you can).
don't remember much of the night but I do remember glimpses. Such as chatting rubbish to strangers in some club in shoreditch; making a total fool of myself falling down the stairs in another (or maybe the same) club. Also, I have various recollections of talking absolute nonsense to various people. The worst thing is, i've made a total fool out of myself in front of this girl that I work with, and her friends.
I'm posting my tale here as a warning to others about getting out of control,

Sounds pretty drunk to me![]()
And I bet you haven't been spending it pulling skin away from your lips!![]()

So I had a really mental week at work, Im leading a big project for Barclays Wealth and it's been high pressure all the way. Basically after loads of drama this week we've delivered and the clients are really happy. A good start I guess!
i've made a total fool out of myself in front of this girl that I work with, and her friends.

[TW]Fox;16299797 said:Worst 'Look at how awesome I am' thread ever![]()

So I had a really mental week at work, Im leading a big project for Barclays Wealth and it's been high pressure all the way. Basically after loads of drama this week we've delivered and the clients are really happy. A good start I guess!
However, then we all went out on Thursday, and things got a bit mental - I guess because of all the stress of the week. Not sure how much I can say on this forum, but anyways... don't remember much of the night but I do remember glimpses. Such as chatting rubbish to strangers in some club in shoreditch; making a total fool of myself falling down the stairs in another (or maybe the same) club, plus I broke a pint glass and remember going up to some guy who worked there and started having a go at him with broken glass in my hand [NINJA EDIT: This was an accident, and I didn't threaten the guy! It was more like "damn mate, what should I do with this now?"]! Also, I have various recollections of talking absolute nonsense to various people. The worst thing is, i've made a total fool out of myself in front of this girl that I work with, and her friends.
Oh yeah, and the best bit? My lip has ballooned and cracked and I've been in physical and emotional pain all weekend.
So, I expect no sympathy, and I need none because Im not a weakling, but this is pretty much an all time low for me. In the pursuit of redemption (and because there's nothing else I can do), I'm posting my tale here as a warning to others about getting out of control, and in the hope that it will be somewhat catharsic.
Shame. I haz it.
All I can say is that if that's your worse weekend ever then I hate to think how you would cope with something that is an issue in the bigger scheme of things. Yay for alcohol and not being able to hold it
I think nero120 is hinting that he may have had an illicit substance as well as the alcohol and that is why he was acting as he did (and it sounds out of character). I'm sure we could probably guess the substance as well but he's wisely skirted the issue and so should we.


You been at the plant fertilizer??
Doesn't sound like a worst weekend ever tbh, sounds like you're a big girls blouse :O
worst weekend would involve a death or 2
What would be the point in this then.+
OP.
At least the fitty at work knows you are a Jessie now though a.![]()
