I found the Element of life!

Xyanzi · 5 Apr 2010 at 22:58

Think about this okay guys?

So you and your missus love each other right well listen...

Each Kiss a Boost in H2o
Each Hug a Boost in Warmth
Each Time after you Kiss/breathe you Breathe out Co2
Each Time you see her your World Lights up!
Now for the final ingredient, it is Tears! Emotions Of Love and Sorrow

Sound familiar?? Eh Eh PLANTS! i found the Gift of life itself! GIVE ME AN MEDEL SOMEONE!

Edit to Stoners:
Means each time you do this IT STRENGHENS your love for one another BECAUSE all these things are what makes plants grow... Representing The growth of love

Ahleckz · 5 Apr 2010 at 22:59

Drugs are bad.

jp_bl_68 · 5 Apr 2010 at 22:59

The crazy is strong in this one.

danza · 5 Apr 2010 at 23:00

The what now?!

Kristoph · 5 Apr 2010 at 23:00

I'm worried about how much h2o you exchange during a kiss.

Gaidin109 · 5 Apr 2010 at 23:03

Xyanzi said:
Think about this okay guys?

So you and your missus love each other right well listen...

Each Kiss a Boost in H2o
Each Hug a Boost in Warmth
Each Time after you Kiss/breathe you Breathe out Co2
Each Time you see her your World Lights up!
Now for the final ingredient, it is Tears! Emotions Of Love and Sorrow

Sound familiar?? Eh Eh PLANTS! i found the Gift of life itself! GIVE ME AN MEDEL SOMEONE!

You should stop the highlighted one for starters. Increasing CO2 emissions is a taxable offence under the Labour Government.

Kristoph · 5 Apr 2010 at 23:06

Nice chat up line.

Guy: "Kiss me! Just do it."
Girl: "Huh, eugh no way!"
Guy: "I need to boost my h2o levels!"
Girl: "Oh okay then."

Naffa · 5 Apr 2010 at 23:06

Xyanzi · 5 Apr 2010 at 23:06

someone must see through this! i still want a medel

Kristoph · 5 Apr 2010 at 23:07

Xyanzi said:
someone must see through this! i still want a medel

Here,

have a medel

Ahleckz · 5 Apr 2010 at 23:08

Xyanzi said:
someone must see through this! i still want a medel

I just google-image-searched 'medel'. I got pictures of some topless girls, topless men and a malware warning...

Tom0 · 5 Apr 2010 at 23:09

What a load of crep.

Kristoph · 5 Apr 2010 at 23:09

Ahleckz said:
I just google-image-searched 'medel'. I got pictures of some topless girls, topless men and a malware warning...

This is because you're an filthy individual who uses image search for nasty nasty things.

Gaidin109 · 5 Apr 2010 at 23:10

Xyanzi said:
someone must see through this! i still want a medel

I think we understand you are on about the Sun in some obscure way, yet I do not understand that you deserve a medal for it. Either that or you have been dropping too much acid lately and the meters stuck.

sorn21 · 5 Apr 2010 at 23:10

what the f?

Xyanzi · 5 Apr 2010 at 23:12

My girlfriend thought it was cute

Medal please i want one with an X in the middle

for my name!

Gaidin109 · 5 Apr 2010 at 23:12

Ahleckz said:
I just google-image-searched 'medel'. I got pictures of some topless girls, topless men and a malware warning...

I got some footballer called Gary, a thermometer and an ugly bird with her boobies out.

Cosimo · 5 Apr 2010 at 23:17

Xyanzi said:
GIVE ME AN MEDEL SOMEONE!

Someone give him a Medel and call the men in white coats.

Rich_L · 5 Apr 2010 at 23:18

If you love your bird spit in her face?

Is that the gist of the message?

Gaidin109 · 5 Apr 2010 at 23:20

I think the plants he mentions are of the controlled herbal variety.