You're the one who started moanin' on about hyperbole, I just literally answered exactly what you asked me to. If I hadn't, you'd be moaning on about how I didn't answer the question. If we weren't having this conversation, you'd be moanin' on about something else to someone else. Stop moanin' ! It'll age you!
I wasn't moaning I just find your hypocrisy amusing. Especially as you seem to be completely blind to it yourself. I don't however find it amusing enough to waste more than a few moments at a time replying to a forum post, hence not really interested in the sort of banal points scoring you seem so keen on.