Batty neighbour.....

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Lopéz said:
Dogs are fully domesticated trainable animals; cats have never been domesticated in the same way.
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Then perhaps all cats should be housecats. I'd feel terrible if I knew my pet was messing all over someone elses property. If I owned a cat I wouldn't have a problem cleaning it up.


People can argue the toss and say that they have every right to own cats and to let them roam etc but in the same instance I have every right to a cat crap free property. :(
 
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meghatronic said:
Absolutely.

We found a good solution at my mother's house to stop the cats ******* in the back garden. Buy French windows. Dogs for the win.
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My dog **** in my garden more than any cat!


Minxy said:
Then perhaps all cats should be housecats. I'd feel terrible if I knew my pet was messing all over someone elses property. If I owned a cat I wouldn't have a problem cleaning it up.


People can argue the toss and say that they have every right to own cats and to let them roam etc but in the same instance I have every right to a cat crap free property. :(
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It's cruel to keep cats indoors if they don't want to be kept in... but I do understand someone's frustration, but there really aren't any good solutions, other than a litter tray (which they might not use unless trained from birth, like my cats), or a dog... but that just means you have a dog pooing there instead of a cat
 
steve-h said:
LOL!

It's a CAT, wtf can you do about it?

Deary me.:confused:
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It's your cat and your problem, you work it out. One of the commitments you decided to take on when you got a pet.
malc30 said:
I've seen Cats in some strange places but I've Never seen one climb on top of a house to crap before.
This is a Joke & so is your Post !!!.
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I and many others consider home to be not only inside but the land owned outside too. This my include gardens, driveways and such like that you may choose to use. Maybe feces around your home is normal and you don't get it.
 
You've "had words with your cats" and she's the batty one?

Also why the *** FULLY STAR OUT SWEARIES *** has your fence got a hole in at the bottom, so your pets can wander onto other peoples property and foul their lawn, etc?

You're absolutely in the wrong here.
 
you should have put the chicken wire there yourself! nothing more annoying than someone elses cat pooing on your lawn.
 
Meh think yourself lucky, i was awoken by screaming children and the sound of an angle grinder on paving slab at 9.20am this morning. My neighbours are ridiculously loud and inconsiderate at the best of times. Coupled now with another neighbour burning wet leaves on a nice spring day, meaning no windows open in here.

Trust me, chicken wire is the least of your worries. I've been systematically driven nuts by my neighbours, I can't remember the last time I woke up naturally on a weekend or had a solid week where I didn't have to listen to crying children through the walls.

Time to move methinks, but karma prevents me from unleashing this pain on some unsuspecting person. Not fair.
 
Don't cats bury their poo?

All mine did, they never went on the grass but in the soil.

It's probably the old woman and she's forgetting what she's done.
 
Magic_x_uk said:
My fence is in a good state of repair, very good condition. I made the hole when I put the fence up, as it only backs onto council owned land not hers, before the fence when there was conifers you could get a person through the gap
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So you made a hole in your fence, presumably to allow your animals through this hole & you're now complaining that someone has blocked the hole?

Check the other side, they may have made a pit trap with spikes....
 
Redman said:
So you made a hole in your fence, presumably to allow your animals through this hole & you're now complaining that someone has blocked the hole?

Check the other side, they may have made a pit trap with spikes....
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I might be stating the obvious here, but unless this fence is 15ft tall, blocking a hole is not going to stop a cat from reaching the other side.
 
ChroniC said:
I might be stating the obvious here, but unless this fence is 15ft tall, blocking a hole is not going to stop a cat from reaching the other side.
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Yeah, that's another point really. I kind of had a vision of a hole hacked randomly in a fence with a little walkway up to it, a couple of scratch posts either side & a stuffed mouse hanging from the top.

Crazy cat boy, that's my mental image :D
 
a cat will bury its doings if it feels it isn't dominant in an area. the best way to keep cats out of your garden is a cat of your own, or to use lion dung as manure.

funnily enough, both make other cats feel like they may not be dominant.
 
Saytan said:
a cat will bury its doings if it feels it isn't dominant in an area. the best way to keep cats out of your garden is a cat of your own, or to use lion dung as manure.

funnily enough, both make other cats feel like they may not be dominant.
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Get your own lion and kill 2 birds with 1 stone. Then when its grown up set it on the neighbours. (3 birds!)

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Cats are pretty useless IMO but that doesn't mean I don't like other people having them. A new neighbour moved in a couple of doors down last christmas and she had a cat. Say had cos it went missing just after she moved in. Before I knew it was missing I put my foot in it by saying that someone's cat had been walking all over our cars in our carpart (sick of the paw prints all over). Now she got another 2 cats and she called round the other day to see if we'd see one of them as that had gone missing. Every time she looks at me I get the feeling that she thinks I'm a cat killer!
 
If it is the OP's land and fence I'd tell whoever it was to **** off and mind their own property/business... I hate people who think they can mess with other peoples property, old fart or not.


Then again, if it's not your land then I fully understand, I'd protect my garden from ****ting cats too.
 
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