Huge guy on the train

Did he squeeze past you and rub his ass cheeks against your face?

Why did you not mention that part? ass-face?


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Should have stood up and started dancing, then remarked, "hey look what I can do!"

Never been in that situation myself, thankfully.
 
whip out my fat ******* sound board on my phone to drop some subtle hints about wanting some baby back ribs.

but seriously, if someone started purposely nudging me on a bus/train i would have had a word. politely at first, then not so polite a second time.
 
Sounds like BS to me.

Some people are always dicks on public transport. Ive never understood how people were raised with no manners or respect for anyone.
 
Tbh that would really irritate me to no end. I'd tell him to stop spilling into my seat or go find an unoccupied carriage to spill around.
 
meghatronic said:
And be arrested for about a dozen offences? :D

I'm just pointing out how it isn't all clean cut, and how going Alpha which, lets face it, none of you would do despite saying it, is folly.
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If the train is busy though as another poster commented on then he wouldn't give a "flip flop" as he (or she) would be to busy dealing with other things.
 
meghatronic said:
Well you don't pay for a seat - so you have no right to complain, unless you prebooked a seat reservation. Even then it isn't legally binding and the train company has no duty to honour it.

From my experiences, including standing up from London to Manchester more times than I care to remember.
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Equally the fellow who squeezed past didn't pay for a seat either and has no more right to it that M0T does. However M0T could possibly claim to have been assaulted since he has apparently been bodily pushed out of the seat he was occupying - not that I'm suggesting it is either worthwhile or a good idea but it could be an option.
 
As soon as he sat down, you should have just said.

"Woah.. calm down fatty :rolleyes: "

Stand up to him. I can't believe you took it laying down.
 
Ugh, this used to get to me on the DLR to work, so much so i began cycling to work.

I am not a small guy, 6.2ft and about 14 stone but i am not fat, and i am concious of my size so i will always make an effort to keep on my cushion and keep my legs closed no matter how squahed my manhood was.

However you'd get mega fatties who would look at you like move over when they sat next to you with their mamoth backsides needing a cushion for each cheek and its almost as if they feel they have a right to sit down, like for example an old lady or pregnant lady whom deserve a seat,

its like erm no, you could use the standing up time to burn some cal off your giant lummox.

In the op's situation i wouldnt be as uncouth to raise my voice on a train but i would set him straight about his size which i find staying calm annoys them further. i would probably whack his legs out the way if he could feel it through his sea lion esque blubber.
 
I carry a bar of cheap, unbranded soap for occasions such as this (the greasier the better). If a fat person starts giving me hassle, I simply brandish the soap and whisper quietly but menacingly "See this? You're looking at the last porker who tried it on with me..."
 
meh cant stand fatties on the train either, had some fat bird come and lean against my seat but she disappeared just as i was about to tell her to go sit on the floor or something, half expected someone to ask me to give up my seat for the fat bint, would have loved giving a lecture about iv managed to stay fit, with hip problems, 1 being reconstructed the other with arthritus! fat lazy people shouldnt be aloud on public transport.
 
tis a problem on airlines too - tbh.. I think some people who really have let themselves go too much should be charged for two seats.

Fair enough everyone has the right to be lazy or not care about themselves - tis their body they are neglecting/abusing but when it starts to affect other people then it is an issue and they should be made to pay for their life choices.

As far as the OP is concerned that fat guy should have to stand on a train if he can't occupy a seat without making an adjacent passenger uncomfortable.
 
Why is it, If you are White, and i mean Just cant Tan at all white People always make jokes about it and every one laughs at your expense, Although you just cant help it due to your Genes.

But if you dare say a single word about someone being fat, The Room goes Silent, The needle gets ripped off of Record player and every one stairs before they go on how offensive you have been.

I just done get it, You can in most cases help being fat but you cant help that you cant Tan your skin. So why does the fatty get so much sympathy?

Just a curious out look that me and a friend where talking about the other week since he is that white guy :p
 
dowie said:
tis a problem on airlines too - tbh.. I think some people who really have let themselves go too much should be charged for two seats.

Fair enough everyone has the right to be lazy or not care about themselves - tis their body they are neglecting/abusing but when it starts to affect other people then it is an issue and they should be made to pay for their life choices.

As far as the OP is concerned that fat guy should have to stand on a train if he can't occupy a seat without making an adjacent passenger uncomfortable.
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in america http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0003620/ got kicked off a plane for beeing to fat.
 
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