google updated?

[meghatronic]

I hope it had diamond plated connections, not these naff old tech gold ones. I heard diamond plated monster cables perform 1% better 50% of the time too.

If not, you got mugged mayte.

HAHA fail. Everyone knows diamond ones are a rip off! It's a DIGITAL signal foo'. Diamond is about 0.0001% better than Gold which are themselves about 100000% better than normal cables. It's not even Diamond plated anyway - it's the leftover sugar from bags of Jelly Tots.

 

[Psypher5]

Oh what! I read it on an official AOL report though! Damn them trying to undermine google.

Time to downgrade!

 

[Pinter75]

I still order my copies of the internet on cassette tape. Takes ages to load up, maybe I should get it on dvd now?

 

[Psypher5]

Cassette offers a more stable version though. Due to the write times (a google employee hand prints the 1's and 0's onto the tape) so not many can be rolled out compared to the flakey quick dvd variant (they scribble the data on dvd's, its proper dvd cruelty and I'm surprised they get away with it).

Overall you are getting better internets

 

[Pinter75]

Ok cool, I'll keep using the cassettes then. I very nearly got the laserdisc version, that is probably a bit overkill tho'

Good thing about cassettes is that I can make copies for all my mates (don't tell anyone though).

 

[Psypher5]

Jesus you must have a lot of time on your hands!

 

[Robbo]

(they scribble the data on dvd's, its proper dvd cruelty and I'm surprised they get away with it).

Indeed, I did put in a complaint to the DVD Protection League, but I suspect it was "accidentally" lost by someone that the Big G paid off.

 

[Pinter75]

Jesus you must have a lot of time on your hands!

You would not believe! It takes most of the year to load up the net, bad thing is that when I am done allot has changed. I dread when my PC reboots, as I have to start over again.

Plus I am running out of space to keep all these tapes!

 

[Psypher5]

I'm glad we are moving to blurays now, as I managed to get hold of a scribbler pen, and the nib isn't long enough for the blurays groove. Take that corporate ****'s

I can tell by your post count Pinter75, that sort of performance maybe getting a tad old in this day and age! I think bluray is a good investment for you now!

 

[Pinter75]

But laserdiscs are bigger are they not, about 4 times the size, a bit like a long play record...

 

[Psypher5]

But google are only in pre beta-omega testing and wont be freely avail untill the year 3042.

or so i heard

 

[Jimbeam3678]

No, but maybe if you re-install Google, it might solve your problem?

Are you on Beta 3.4.3?

Or 3.0 Release?

Surely this sort of joke was funny , maybe 2 years ago or do people still believe it

 

[meghatronic]

Surely this sort of joke was funny , maybe 2 years ago or do people still believe it

Hmmm, lets review:

No, but maybe if you re-install Google, it might solve your problem?

Are you on Beta 3.4.3?

Or 3.0 Release?

i meant the homepage? google.co.uk?

Yes, you need to re-install the homepage, this is a bug.

oh how do i do that?

 

[Jimbeam3678]

Hmmm, lets review:

I was assuming joey2cool was been sarcastic please tell me you where joey restore my faith in human intelligence

 

[meghatronic]

I was assuming joey2cool was been sarcastic please tell me you where joey restore my faith in human intelligence

He will no doubt say it now, but it doesn't matter.

 

[markweatherill]

I think Google is making changes to comply with the Digital Britain bill, making sure all those Intellectual Property addresses are up to date.

 

[PhillyDee]

Heh.

 

[Nymins]

Surely this sort of joke was funny , maybe 2 years ago or do people still believe it

 

[Deleted member 651465]

I had to go around my grandfather-in-law's because he had "Deleted Google".

No joke.
















(He'd changed his homepage )

 

[meghatronic]

(He'd changed his homepage )

OMG! You should edit that post - it's a criminal offence to delete Google. Digital Economy Bill for the lose.