I've had an idea - it involved milk and a goat/cow

I'd never drink unpasteurised milk due to doing experiements to the bacterial content of "fresh" milk a few months back. Needless to say, its utterly disgusting as your basically eating more bacteria than milk protein lol.

Plus we even found one of the Staphlococci strains responsible for pneumonia in the fresh sample we had...

So yeah @ the OP, bad idea
 
Sorry but I feel like rotton death in the morning, tired, knackered, drained, the last thing i would want to do is have to pay to feel up some cows t** in order for me to have a bowl of cerial, which i am against anyway, as come on, does it really fill you up enough for the morning slot?

Nope

EDIT: Does this remind you of that scene in kingpin where woody is at that Armish farm and he "took the liberty of milking their cow"

:D We dont have a cow, we have a bull :cool:
 
James J said:
I'd never drink unpasteurised milk due to doing experiements to the bacterial content of "fresh" milk a few months back. Needless to say, its utterly disgusting as your basically eating more bacteria than milk protein lol.

Plus we even found one of the Staphlococci strains responsible for pneumonia in the fresh sample we had...

So yeah @ the OP, bad idea
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Isn't being exposed to little bits of nasty stuff the only way we can build up immunity?
 
Well, here's the thing, I saw a documentry a while back and some guy has built a building that has a farm inside, like grass and plants and vegitables, and the building collects rain water with these pipes on the side of the building which is used to water the plants and vegiatables and it also has solar panels on the roof and its all green etc. I think its located in london. And I thought well if we had a building like that, in the town center, also with one of them roofs they use at football matches that slides open, that would be good, we could all get our vitimin D from the sun together in the morning and sit on the grass with the cows.

We could even have some rabbits and horses, not for eating, just for playing with, we could ride the horses (with a saddle ofcourse) and as for the rabbits, well ya could hold them, they feel good to hold but they jump about and poo on your hands which could be a problem, but we'll just put a sink there with soap so you can wash your hands on the way out.

Also because we got the manure from the cows, we could use that to make carrots which we could use to feed the rabbits, and as for the horses, they could eat the grass, this way we're killing two birds with one stone, everybody's getting fed, but nobody has to die.

We could have like a perfect indoor eco system, we could also have these plants that I saw in another documentry on TED.com, where these three wild plants that scientist say reduce chances of diseases like asthma and canca etc dramatically and they're planning on putting these three special wild plants in every building in the world! And we could have them all around the building and then we'd get the best fresh air possible before we go to work.

Coz I been thinking aswell recently, well I never drink rain water from outside and always drink water from the tap, but why dont we drink water from outside? coz its free and its probably cleaner, so I'm going to put a pan outside from now on and collect this rain. I mean this is england after all? one day its raining, next day its summer, next day its snowing...its crazy weather we have here, and by doing all this we'd feel we were one with mother nature and live a healthier happier lifestyle.
 
Cybermyk said:
Isn't being exposed to little bits of nasty stuff the only way we can build up immunity?
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Yeah but as proven by asthma trials, the "safest" way of infecting someone with a pathogen capable of boosting the immune system is a simple nematode worm, not potentially dangerous bacteria cultures.
 
Dont forget the cost of extra security for those that are not really in there for a bowl of cerial, a tea, or infact milk

Yep, they exist im afraid :\
 
James J said:
Yeah but as proven by asthma trials, the "safest" way of infecting someone with a pathogen capable of boosting the immune system is a simple nematode worm, not potentially dangerous bacteria cultures.
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Somehow, I prefer the idea of bacterial infection to parasitic :p
 
Originally Posted by Kristoph View Post
You're either:

A) An attention whore
B) An individual with a learning disability

or

C) On drugs.

I'm going for the latter.
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Well, I think that your either:
A) Lack a sense of humor.
B) An attention whore.
C) Post on forums just to argue and annoy people.

And seen as how your post count is an average of approx 58 post a day and mine is an average of approx 0.3 post a day since you have been here since 2007 and had 5800 post then I'd say to me you seem like all three, A, B & C.

Other people found my post funny, so go do one. And you mentioned intelligence but you weren't intelligent enough to realise that I was joking, and also realise that my humor didnt match yours and instead of realising this and skipping this thread because it wasnt to your taste you choose to post your snidy little remarks.

I think you should be banned from my cow farm, no warm milk for you!!! Might thow you a carrot if your lucky:p
 
Just had a look through some of SkScotchegg's previous posts, not quite sure what is going on. They've been here since 2005, possibly the original DVDBunny?
 
At first I thought this was serious (no offence to the citizens of the North intended)....

But then I realised it was one of the funnier things I've seen posted in a while.

(but I do hear the grass is greener in the north ;))
 
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