Making love literally makes the earth move...

Narj · 20 Apr 2010 at 16:29

According to a senior Iranian Cleric...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/middle_east/8631775.stm

ROFLcopter, anyone?

ScarySquirrel · 20 Apr 2010 at 16:30

Retard.

Cosimo · 20 Apr 2010 at 16:32

"Many women who do not dress modestly lead young men astray and spread adultery in society which increases earthquakes," he said.

They sure do, bring 'em on.

Smit · 20 Apr 2010 at 16:47

Simply bizarre rationale

4p · 20 Apr 2010 at 16:48

Sounds like something from http://www.cracked.com/

Cosimo · 20 Apr 2010 at 16:49

I blame the current quake on hot Icelandic chicks.

wannabedamned · 20 Apr 2010 at 16:52

Makes sense, If all the women of the world dressed like ninjas, The world would verge on a Utopia.

Narj · 20 Apr 2010 at 16:52

simulatorman said:
I blame the current quake on hot Icelandic chicks.

Skinny dipping hot Icelandic chicks causing sudden eruptions? Fiendish minxes!

Lightnix · 20 Apr 2010 at 17:02

Crazy *****.

Von Smallhausen · 20 Apr 2010 at 17:07

There must have been some serious adulterous humping in Iran over the years given the earthquakes they have.

Narj · 20 Apr 2010 at 17:08

Von Smallhausen said:
There must have been some serious adulterous humping in Iran over the years given the earthquakes they have.

If that's the case, then where on earth will they get all these virgins from when they go to heaven? I hope they aren't planning on stealing any of ours?

Von Smallhausen · 20 Apr 2010 at 17:12

We still have virgins in the UK ?

Robbo · 20 Apr 2010 at 17:13

What an idiot.

Narj · 20 Apr 2010 at 17:22

Von Smallhausen said:
We still have virgins in the UK ?

Well, they can have Susan Boyle...

Round my way, any girl who hasn't had a baby by the age of 14 is sent to their GP for a check-up...

izzy eckerslike · 20 Apr 2010 at 17:27

Notice it's the already downtrodden Womens fault as per Islamicusual

ElectroBlaster · 20 Apr 2010 at 17:35

Sounds like my old estate lol

ElliorR · 20 Apr 2010 at 17:48

OMFG some Iranian women are showing hair under their head scarf's? Stone the slags I say.

Tefal · 20 Apr 2010 at 17:55

"Many women who do not dress modestly lead young men astray

Then wouldn't it be prudent to teach the men some self discipline?

Narj · 20 Apr 2010 at 17:58

Tefal said:
Then wouldn't it be prudent to teach the men some self discipline?

Trying to control their behaviour would be oppressive, though... Oh, hang on!

makamiso · 20 Apr 2010 at 17:58

Wow, serious is the anything women are not blamed for? lol