Thursday Joke Attempt

not even an internal chuckle?

colleagues thought it was worthy of an audible expression of amusement*

*as quiet as it was
 
Following on from the split of her husband Lenny Henry, Dawn French has decided to go on food strike. Doctors have given her a life expectancy of twenty years.
 
Oxy said:
I still don't get it :(

Why would coming out of a closet make you homosexual? Cleaners must do it all the time... your logic makes no sense!
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Please lord, let that be sarcasm.

Oh well, may as well post my favourite joke of the moment.

What do Mexicans use beneath their carpets?

Underlay, underlay.
 
DAnDan said:
"Just been on a certain adult website and clicked on the thumbnail "Hot Latino dancer takes it in the ***".

It was ricky martin."

Edited the joke a bit so it's hopefully not too bad for here, especially compared to some things, but delete if needs be.
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Latino = man
Latina = woman.

Fag.
 
I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him 50 quid that he couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf. He said, "No, the steaks are too high."
 
Tom and Harry are in the pub having a chat in the pub.

''Tom", says Harry, "If next Saturday when you are at the football, I was to go round to your house, shag your wife, and she gets pregnant with my child, would that make us family?"

Tom ponders this question for a moment and replies

"Well Harry, I don't know if it would make us family, but it would certainly make us even!"
 
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