Thought someone was in my wardrobe

Cosimo · 24 Apr 2010 at 12:26

The last time something came out of the wardrobe was a cat in the early hours, it scared me ****less.

gurusan · 24 Apr 2010 at 12:27

codec said:
get rid of your mac book - it is making you into a wuss.

+1

Le_Petit_Lapin · 24 Apr 2010 at 13:13

Last night I was in this guys house looking to steal a few choice electrical items, when I hear him return home, so I quickly hid in his cupboard. Of course he would come upstairs into the room I'm trapped in, and start fapping to octopus porn on his Macbook. At one point he looks right round at the cupboard door I have left slightly ajar, as if he's heard me in there! I'm thinking, "did I make a noise?", "Am I breathing too loudly?"! Definite brown trousers moment! Anyway after his marathon porn session (2 hours for god sake! I was getting cramps in my leg!) he goes to bed, so I quickly grab this perverts Macbook and leg it.

Bengaboy · 24 Apr 2010 at 13:17

Le_Petit_Lapin said:
Last night I was in this guys house looking to steal a few choice electrical items, when I hear him return home, so I quickly hid in his cupboard. Of course he would come upstairs into the room I'm trapped in, and start fapping to octopus porn on his Macbook. At one point he looks right round at the cupboard door I have left slightly ajar, as if he's heard me in there! I'm thinking, "did I make a noise?", "Am I breathing too loudly?"! Definite brown trousers moment! Anyway after his marathon porn session (2 hours for god sake! I was getting cramps in my leg!) he goes to bed, so I quickly grab this perverts Macbook and leg it.

apeZ · 24 Apr 2010 at 13:54

Le_Petit_Lapin said:
Last night I was in this guys house looking to steal a few choice electrical items, when I hear him return home, so I quickly hid in his cupboard. Of course he would come upstairs into the room I'm trapped in, and start fapping to octopus porn on his Macbook. At one point he looks right round at the cupboard door I have left slightly ajar, as if he's heard me in there! I'm thinking, "did I make a noise?", "Am I breathing too loudly?"! Definite brown trousers moment! Anyway after his marathon porn session (2 hours for god sake! I was getting cramps in my leg!) he goes to bed, so I quickly grab this perverts Macbook and leg it.

Trying to contain my laughter while in a serious conversation with my mum