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A man sees a sign in front of a house, 'Talking dog for sale.' He rings the bell and the owner takes him to the back garden where the dog is chained to a post.
'Can you talk?' asks the man.
'Yep,' says the dog. 'I discovered this gift when I was young. I decided to help the Government, so got in touch with MI6. In no time they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one would think a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running. The jetting around really tired me out though, I wasn't getting any younger and I wanted to settle down. So i signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, mostly wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded numerous medals. Later I got a wife, had some puppies, and now I'm retired.'
The man is amazed. He asks the owner what he wants for the dog.
'Ten quid,' replies the owner.
'That's a low price for such an incredible dog!' says the man. 'Why on earth are you selling him?'.
The owner replies....'Because he's such a huge liar.'
'Can you talk?' asks the man.
'Yep,' says the dog. 'I discovered this gift when I was young. I decided to help the Government, so got in touch with MI6. In no time they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one would think a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running. The jetting around really tired me out though, I wasn't getting any younger and I wanted to settle down. So i signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, mostly wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded numerous medals. Later I got a wife, had some puppies, and now I'm retired.'
The man is amazed. He asks the owner what he wants for the dog.
'Ten quid,' replies the owner.
'That's a low price for such an incredible dog!' says the man. 'Why on earth are you selling him?'.
The owner replies....'Because he's such a huge liar.'
