Ways of cheering up when it goes pear shaped with a woman?

[dowie]

Sleep with another one.

FYP:

Sleep with several other ones

 

[djkav]

I went the gym and took up a hobby

 

[utajoker]

world of warcraft.

 

[IceBus]

Go out with your mates, talk to them about it, don't talk to them about it, cry, get angry, get sad again, hook up with someone else, feel guilty, feel alright, eventually get over it?

 

[TipTop]

Chop her up and cook her in a big pot with some potatoes.

 

[Cosimo]

Your right hand and an internet connection are all you need.

The hand of experience speaks out.

 

[James J]

Just do the things you find fun again without any consideration (as your now single so dont have to be considerate or compromise anymore!)

Being single definately has its benefits, you just need to realise them

 

[Paramount]

Have a tug, the chemical reaction makes girls the last thing on your mind. Srsly.

 

[jwest]

Whats a tug?

 

[Gaijin]

Get down the gym and channel all your energy into getting so massive you could crush her face with your palm.

 

[James J]

Have a tug, the chemical reaction makes girls the last thing on your mind. Srsly.

Sounds homosexual due to the last part!

 

[No1newts]

Sleep with another one.

BAM!

Worked for me for years

 

[scorchisio]

cheers lads, ill get there it was just a night in alone and sometimes the internet and palmela handerson isnt enough lol

 

[meghatronic]

Sleep with another one.

This. You might think it's shallow, or borderline misogynistic. But works. Most of the time.

 

[squerble]

Just a +1 on all the advice on here, just sleep with another.

 

[kalvindeane]

Some of the advice here is brilliant

Get down the gym and channel all your energy into getting so massive you could crush her face with your palm.

Made me lol for a while

 

[Cyclone]

sleep with her mum.

 

[^TANK^]

Use a novelty sock.

 

[wannabedamned]

Get WoW, install one of those mods that makes the elfs run around naked. And Fap

 

[Bald-Eagle22]

Mop and a bucket .