Soldato
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Gary and Wayne were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as aircraft mechanics at London Gatwick.
One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do.
Gary said, 'Man, I wish we had something to drink!' Wayne says, 'Me too. Y'know, I've heard you can drink jet fuel and get a buzz! You wanna try it?'
So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high octane booze and get completely smashed.
The next morning Gary wakes up and is surprised at how good he feels. In fact he feels GREAT! NO hangover! NO bad side effects. Nothing!
Then the phone rings. It's Wayne. Wayne says, 'Hey, how do you feel this
morning?'
Gary says, 'I feel great, how about you?'
Wayne says, 'I feel great, too. You don't have a hangover?'
Gary says, 'No that jet fuel is great stuff -- no hangover, nothing. We ought to do this more often!'
' Yeah, well there's just one thing.'
'What's that?'
'Have you farted yet?'
'No.'
'Well, DON'T, ' cause I'm in Edinburgh'
One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do.
Gary said, 'Man, I wish we had something to drink!' Wayne says, 'Me too. Y'know, I've heard you can drink jet fuel and get a buzz! You wanna try it?'
So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high octane booze and get completely smashed.
The next morning Gary wakes up and is surprised at how good he feels. In fact he feels GREAT! NO hangover! NO bad side effects. Nothing!
Then the phone rings. It's Wayne. Wayne says, 'Hey, how do you feel this
morning?'
Gary says, 'I feel great, how about you?'
Wayne says, 'I feel great, too. You don't have a hangover?'
Gary says, 'No that jet fuel is great stuff -- no hangover, nothing. We ought to do this more often!'
' Yeah, well there's just one thing.'
'What's that?'
'Have you farted yet?'
'No.'
'Well, DON'T, ' cause I'm in Edinburgh'
