Women.. Monies.. PFFT!

vail3r · 28 Apr 2010 at 21:47

Does your missus ask you if they can borrow some money (as in a few quid) and come back with a hundred bags of shopping??

I got a text this afternoon:

Her: "Is it okay if I take your card after work to buy a vest for the Gym?"

Me: "Yeah sure, see you later"

Now a vest top, even for a woman I'm thinking £10 maybe £15 is she is taking the P***

Just got home to find a reciept for:

- Womans Sport Vest Top £11
- Nike Trainers £25
- Running weights x 3 Packs £12
- Running Pants £20
- Bra £15
- Hair Brush £11

Seriously WTF!! She's in bed. Do I go and kill her slowly with a pillow? :rolleyes:

Rich_L · 28 Apr 2010 at 21:48

At least it's stuff to keep her fit and looking hot

Journey · 28 Apr 2010 at 21:48

Slit her throat with the Credit Card.... suitable justice

shine · 28 Apr 2010 at 21:48

No, just return the items while she's asleep.

starfighter · 28 Apr 2010 at 21:50

Yup, a bit out of order.

paradigm · 28 Apr 2010 at 21:52

shine said:
No, just return the items while she's asleep.

Except the vest.

vail3r · 28 Apr 2010 at 21:56

She just came down, so I asked: "What you doing spending all my monies" (jokingly)

She said "I didnt spend it all, I checked your balance before I went into town" and walked off.

I don't know her pin number so I can't spend any of hers when she gets paid.

Amp34 · 28 Apr 2010 at 21:57

Just use her in her sleep until you have your moneys worth?

Nix · 28 Apr 2010 at 21:57

Wait till she's asleep then jump on for a ride?

EDIT:

Great minds Amp34, great minds.

mavers · 28 Apr 2010 at 21:58

ask for her card... and then buy yourself an xbox or something similarly expensive!

Jacob (: · 28 Apr 2010 at 21:59

You need to get a new one.

Cosimo · 28 Apr 2010 at 21:59

vail3r said:
She said "I didnt spend it all, I checked your balance before I went into town" and walked off.

She’s got you sussed.

You have the perfect wife, just get used to it.

vail3r · 28 Apr 2010 at 21:59

Nix said:
Wait till she's asleep then jump on for a ride?

She might go out shopping again everytime I do

Nix · 28 Apr 2010 at 22:00

vail3r said:
She might go out shopping again everytime I do

Well then... be a bit rougher and she wont be able to walk will she?

vail3r · 28 Apr 2010 at 22:00

Nix said:
Well then... be a bit rougher and she wont be able to walk will she?

LOL

Fireskull · 28 Apr 2010 at 22:01

If she refuses sex, take her/them back

vail3r · 28 Apr 2010 at 22:03

Fireskull said:
If she refuses sex, take her/them back

Tried that a while ago, she was having none of it. I almost didnt survive..

Amp34 · 28 Apr 2010 at 22:10

Nix said:
Wait till she's asleep then jump on for a ride?

EDIT:

Great minds Amp34, great minds.

vail3r said:
Tried that a while ago, she was having none of it. I almost didnt survive..

Then you need to get a better girlfriend, they should be gagging for it more than you.

Obviously not making it enjoyable enough...

Fireskull · 28 Apr 2010 at 22:19

vail3r said:
Tried that a while ago, she was having none of it. I almost didnt survive..

The sex or taking her crap back?

Cosimo · 28 Apr 2010 at 22:26

vail3r said:
Tried that a while ago, she was having none of it. I almost didnt survive..

You obviously have a wild woman there. Need any help?