At least it's stuff to keep her fit and looking hot![]()
She said "I didnt spend it all, I checked your balance before I went into town" and walked off.

See your mistake?Her: "Is it okay if I take your card after work to buy a vest for the Gym?"
Me: "Yeah sure, see you later"
Does your missus ask you if they can borrow some money (as in a few quid) and come back with a hundred bags of shopping??
I got a text this afternoon:
Her: "Is it okay if I take your card after work to buy a vest for the Gym?"
Me: "Yeah sure, see you later"
£1 per deviant sexual act in return to be fair. The more she spends, the more you get![]()
,but that's another story...
Seriously WTF!! She's in bed. Do I go and kill her slowly with a pillow?![]()


We know that:
Women = time * money
And we know that:
time = money
So:
Women = money * money
Or:
Women = money^2
And we know money is the root of evil:
money = sqrt(evil)
Therefore:
Women = (sqrt(evil))^2
Or:
Women = evil
Grab your pillow.

At least it's stuff to keep her fit and looking hot![]()