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staycees nan unfortunetly had sum mentol ishues. witch led her 2 her death. ste woz bein nyc and fixin her radiator wen all ov a sudden she startd fretnin dat she wud injekt him wit aids and fro boilin wata on his face. ALL becoz she wonted ste for herself. sadlee she woz jus sik in da hed. ste had 2 defend imself so he stabbd her. i ope u kan undastand nw y staycee found it in her hart 2 4giv ste. becoz he luvd staycee enuf to kill her nan, n wudnt let da nan end dere luv. fanx.
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Wtf? Did that person go to school?
 
Begbie said:
must be fake
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This, please let it be this!

That said, I do know a guy who spells like that and it just really annoys me.

There was this group on FB called something like "I'd rather have no friend , then ones who are 2 faced" and my mate joined it just to explain to them they would like to have no friend, followed by ones who are two faced.
 
i can't believe its actually possible to write like that? whats the point? takes longer to write/read/understand and you look like a dumb ass..
 
jus wanted 2 let u all no tht this guy ~ HAROLD SHIPMAN - he isnt the reAl guy!!!!! plz dnt let him visit ur homes as he isnt jenuine,,, he must b on a fakkeee profyle,,, dnt add him as a m8 as he isnt th real hARDOLD sHIPMAN ~ plz peeps xxx thx 4 support ♥ ♥ im so sorri 4 all this naan :( :( :'( u sleep tite nw xxxx ♥

If I understand right, dont add the fake Harold Shipman or let him "visit your home"? But the real one would be OK?
 
I find this sort of babble quite easy to read. It's just a severely simplified form of English mostly spelled phonetically to make it easier for people of low intelligence to use. It's similar to Newspeak in that it seperates thought from communication and thus diminishes thought.

A trick that helps is to pretend that you have to read out loud because you're only barely literate. Read it out loud in your head and it becomes easier to translate into a proper human language. The rest is just a bit of extremely simple letter substitution, presumably a childish attempt to make a secret code that grown-ups can't read.

It's easy if you're a slow-witted 10 year old, but people of normal intelligence and functional literacy can gear down to this simple semi-language with a little practice.
 
QuickLink said:
staycees nan unfortunetly had sum mentol ishues. witch led her 2 her death. ste woz bein nyc and fixin her radiator wen all ov a sudden she startd fretnin dat she wud injekt him wit aids and fro boilin wata on his face. ALL becoz she wonted ste for herself. sadlee she woz jus sik in da hed. ste had 2 defend imself so he stabbd her. i ope u kan undastand nw y staycee found it in her hart 2 4giv ste. becoz he luvd staycee enuf to kill her nan, n wudnt let da nan end dere luv. fanx.
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Stacey's nan unfortunately had some mental issues which lead to her death. Steve (assumption) was being nice and fixing her radiator when all of a sudden she started fretting that she would inject him with aids and throw boiling water on his face. All because she wanted Steve for herself. Sadly she was just sick in the head. Steve had to defend himself so he stabbed her. I hope you can understand now why Staycey found it in her heart to forgive Steve. Becuase he loved Stacey enough to kill her nan, and wouldn't let the nan end their love. Thanks.

Putting this into legible english really hasn't helped me understand what the hell happened.
 
I like her mission in the info section.

MY MISSION IS 2 GET JUSTICES 4 STE
(+ 2 help preserv th memories off ma nan)
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Even though Ste is in prison for stabbing her nan.
 
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