Man 'Survives Without Food' For 70 Years - for real??

Glaucus · 29 Apr 2010 at 18:57

dmpoole said:
I was reading books about that find back in the 70s.
I wonder why they've bought it up now?

A team said they have found it.

Before there's been several photos and sightings. But always in summer when it peaks out the ice, but no one could find it in person.
Be interesting to see what this team has.

Kill_Phil · 29 Apr 2010 at 19:00

yeah a total farce me thinks, all things scientific prove otherwise. to be fair it would be funny to see him fail, of course without him dying...

PermaBanned · 29 Apr 2010 at 19:01

PapaLazaru said:
Unless he is half man / half plant and can photosynthesize, he would have been dead 69 years and 11 months ago.

Even then, without water he'd be lucky to be alive 69 years, 11 months and 29 days ago

Cosimo · 29 Apr 2010 at 19:01

It's porkie pies.

Kill_Phil · 29 Apr 2010 at 19:03

simulatorman said:
It's porkie pies.

dont ruin the dream

Strife212 · 29 Apr 2010 at 19:06

Gaidin109 said:
He was put under a supervised experiement before for 10 days, he lost weight so it seems unlikely.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/wor...o-have-had-no-food-or-drink-for-70-years.html

To be fair not eating or drinking for 10 days is a fairly impressive feat isn't it?

makamiso · 29 Apr 2010 at 19:13

^ bit different to 70 years though

Meatball · 29 Apr 2010 at 19:13

Yahoo! said:
Since the experiment began on April 22, Jani has neither eaten nor drunk and has not been to the toilet.

I bet when he goes to the toilet he'll have the most satisfying dump! After 70 years I think he might beat Bono for the biggest crap.

Berserker · 29 Apr 2010 at 19:14

The force is strong in this one.

ChroniC · 29 Apr 2010 at 19:20

I thought you died after not drinking for 3 days?

Justintime · 29 Apr 2010 at 19:21

Hes got mental issues clearly.

Beerbaron · 29 Apr 2010 at 19:25

this guy was on a documentary on tv last year

Fenris · 29 Apr 2010 at 19:30

*sniff sniff*

Yeah, smells like bull ****.

Efour · 29 Apr 2010 at 19:38

do you think its real?? lol do you really even need to think about it for more than 1ms ?

DampCat · 29 Apr 2010 at 19:49

It's lovely that he recieved his "energy" from "Yogi", but what exactly is it that stopped his kidneys failing after a week?

King85 · 29 Apr 2010 at 19:49

Physically impossible

SexyGreyFox · 29 Apr 2010 at 20:07

Meatball said:
I bet when he goes to the toilet he'll have the most satisfying dump! After 70 years I think he might beat Bono for the biggest crap.

Bono made it up and remember that Bono is the crap

The Badger · 29 Apr 2010 at 20:11

theres no way he can survive.

Begbie · 29 Apr 2010 at 20:12

Energize · 29 Apr 2010 at 20:16

ChroniC said:
I thought you died after not drinking for 3 days?

Depends on many factors, activity level, temperature, humidity etc