Oh dear oh dear, I'm a grown man allegedly..

[platypus]

..the other half has gone to Brighton for the weekend.

I've lost my wallet, my house keys, and the phone.

This does not bode well.

 

[Frenzy]

Nearest supermarket, ask for spare cardboard boxes

 

[Bar]

you're a man - build a shelter, build a fire, catch rabbits to eat and use the fire to send smoke signals - sorted

 

[Cosimo]

I've lost my wallet, my house keys, and the phone.

This does not bode well.

How have you managed to lose all three?

 

[platypus]

How have you managed to lose all three?

Haven't seen my wallet since Wednesday, got in from Squash half an hour ago, no sign of where I put my keys, never know where the phone is...short term memory is appalling. Bleh!

 

[R B Customs]

Are you still in the house Platypus?
[edit] nevermind

 

[fini]

I assume you've lost your mobile phone? In which case, why not just call it from the house phone and locate it by the ringing sound - I have to do this far too often.

 

[Azza]

I assume you've lost your mobile phone? In which case, why not just call it from the house phone and locate it by the ringing sound - I have to do this far too often.

Probably the corded house phone he has lost.

 

[daz]

Do you have any strange tatoos on your body? Maybe you can figure out where you left everything Memento style?

 

[nutsnut]

How did you get in from squash if you've lost your house keys?

 

[PhillyDee]

Probably the corded house phone he has lost.

 

[arknor]

sounds like you fail at life i have a habit of always leaving things in logical places so if i misplace anything i will find it easily

 

[Viper²]

souns like you fail at life

 

[[TW]Fox]

Go to Brighton and get keys.

 

[Lightnix]

At least one of those items is under a cushion on the sofa/chair. They always are!

 

[arknor]

At least one of those items is under a cushion on the sofa/chair. They always are!

the keys are probably outside in the doorlock still

 

[fretted]

no, I've got them - you need to come to London to get them though

 

[arknor]

no, I've got them - you need to come to London to get them though

surely the op wont sleep tonight if he doesnt find the keys some murderer could have found them in his door and be waiting until the op is asleep

or worse a bummer!

 

[fretted]

or he can call me, my number is on his mobile

 

[arknor]

or he can call me, my number is on his mobile

is that in relation to beeing a bummer?