Oh dear oh dear, I'm a grown man allegedly..

[platypus]

True enough although I'd be slightly surprised if someone with the propensity for forgetting their wallet could remember their card details. It's possible though and would be quite a clever way out of the dilemma.

I can sadly remember all my various card details, and not where I've put something I had five minutes ago. Mathematical type .

Fortunately I'm fairly decent at working that electrical fan food preparation type thing!

 

[Cosimo]

Fortunately I'm fairly decent at working that electrical fan food preparation type thing!

What thingy is that then?

 

[Aod]

What thingy is that then?

the microwave! duh!

 

[ard-tullaich]

they will be on the first flat surface you came across when you walked in the house, but you have probably dumped other stuff on top since.....

and as your GF is not there to blame for moving them, or find them for you, then unfortunately you will have to move things to look for them.

 

[arknor]

the microwave! duh!

so its not a fan assisted electric oven then

 

[Aod]

so its not a fan assisted electric oven then

good god no! the oven takes FAR to long between the bouts of gaming, sleeping and slobbing. microwave for the win!

 

[Cosimo]

the microwave! duh!

Is that a gadget?

 

[Andelusion]

 

[Aod]

Is that a gadget?

mine certainly is

i overclocked the cavity magnetron to deliver 2500GW
fully pops a bag of microwave popcorn in 6/100,000ths of a second

 

[Gaijin]

Come to Brighton.

Me and "The Boys" will look after you for a few nights

 

[Meatball]

You let your misses leave you by yourself? I thought women were supposed to look after men every day? She's failed. If she's still under warranty return her for a newer model .

 

[Fuzz]

I think he means one of them frying pan shaped things with a lid that blows hot air onto the food to cook it, my brother has one and it appears to be a pretty good gadget.