Man marries his dying cat

Merlin5 · 3 May 2010 at 21:06

Begbie · 3 May 2010 at 21:07

Did he kiss the bride?

RedDanDoc · 3 May 2010 at 21:07

Its not possible to have sex with a Cat right........? :confused:

I know pussy is pussy and all but...?

Merlin5 · 3 May 2010 at 21:08

Begbie said:
Did he kiss the bride?

Not sure but it does give me Paws for thought.

Cosimo · 3 May 2010 at 21:08

Only one word, bizarre.

998cc · 3 May 2010 at 21:09

Did he catsummate the marriage?

Chives · 3 May 2010 at 21:12

Merlin5 said:
Not sure but it does give me Paws for thought.

SlugForAButt · 3 May 2010 at 21:12

Nope, but I think he crossed fe line when he wed the puss.

G-MAN2004 · 3 May 2010 at 21:12

Those silly Germans...

SlugForAButt · 3 May 2010 at 21:16

You'd think he'd paws and slink about what he's mewing before he makes a cat-aclismic error like this. What a fur-ore it'll claws!

jlss · 3 May 2010 at 21:16

The cat and groom have lived together for 10 years

GJ02 · 3 May 2010 at 21:22

good fur him i say
puuurfec couple, they should milk it for all they can

chaparral · 3 May 2010 at 22:16

RedDanDoc said:
Its not possible to have sex with a Cat right........?

I know pussy is pussy and all but...?

It under age..

icedbullet · 3 May 2010 at 22:17

userunknown said:
good fur him i say
puuurfec couple, they should milk it for all they can

LOL. That is some epically bizzaro behaviour

OzyOly · 3 May 2010 at 22:28

Oh dear... : /

Infam0us · 3 May 2010 at 22:46

C.P said:
Did he catsummate the marriage?

:/

mel d · 3 May 2010 at 22:52

which is worse the story or the 1 liner's
eww

RobH · 3 May 2010 at 22:54

A German woman was married to the Berlin wall for 29 years.

manic111 · 3 May 2010 at 22:54

I'm feline a bit sick after reading that story.

Infam0us · 3 May 2010 at 22:57

manic111 said:
I'm feline a bit sick after reading that story.