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so, how many people have accidentally called a teacher mum instead of miss? 
Your teacher memories..
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The teachers I liked best were the ones who got on with their job and actually taught us rather than try to be friends with everyone. I had a music teacher who gave some great pep talks when I was really stressed prior to concert solos and exams.
so, how many people have accidentally called a teacher mum instead of miss?
Did it with my home ec teacher who was also our class head in third year. Another time we were doing sex ed and she asked the class where babies came from, so being a smart arse I shouted out that the stork brings them. She ordered me out of the class, but followed me out and kind of panicky asked me if I really knew were babies came from. So I had to explain that I did and I was just being an arse
Went back into class redder than a beetroot.
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One of our history teachers was called Richard Holder
We had a German exchange teacher called Fanny Rott.
so, how many people have accidentally called a teacher mum instead of miss?
Oh god, did that far too many times. Usually with the teachers I got on with, felt such an idiot lol.
That brings back good memories. Miss Fishlocke, my Year 9 geography teacher, would bend over right in front of my desk to help me with my work:
(Loose fitting blouse with top buttons undone + Black lingerie) x Hot, petite, 20-something brunette = WIN
She looked a little bit like Meital Dohan.
Mr. Jay was my science teacher for the first four years of secondary school and perhaps the best teacher I ever had. Fun, but serious when he had to be, and always made sure you knew what he was on about. There was a mutual respect between teacher and students and I think the balance of work and play was brilliant. Have fun with the experiments, but then do the serious work afterwards. For doing so, the reward (although I imagine it wasn't intended as one) is that you'd do more experiments in future. Very practical, but managed to convince us to always do even the most boring bits of theory.
Mr. Searls was my technology teacher and, again, quite awesome. So long as we acted like adults, he would treat us that way. Give respect, get respect. Very dedicated to those who wanted to learn, rather than just mess about like a lot of kids in the class. During our final year, he'd come in on Saturdays to give us extra time working on our GCSE projects and would make us cups of tea and coffee whilst we worked. A very great guy really, he was more like your friend than your teacher if you behaved correctly.
Miss Hart was my English teacher and form tutor for the last two years and she was hilarious. Quite witty and spoke to us as adults, though sometimes made some comments that were, perhaps, not suitable for children in a school. Her sense of humour was ace, though and she always gave us awesome work to do and books to read. Kinda miss her.
Finally, Miss Anderson. Form tutor for the first three years and absolutely fantastic. She really, really cared about every single one of us in her form and always pushed us to do our absolute best, both academically and in extra-curricular activities (she got us all involved in visits to care homes where we would spend the afternoon chatting with the elderly people there - I really liked that a lot). I only got in to 'big' trouble once at school and she came down on me really hard for it, but I'm glad she did, 'cause I didn't do anything else after that (not that what I had done was something I intended on doing). She used to hold after-school film evenings in her classroom for our form, so someone would bring in a video and she'd get some snacks, and we'd all have fun together. I still remember the day she told us she was leaving. She wrote up how much it was costing her to travel to and from work every day, explaining that she couldn't afford it and would have to find a job closer to home. She burst out in tears half-way through and it was awful, I'd say about half of the class were in tears not long after, because I think we all realised just how much she really went out of her way to see that we did our best in school.
Mr. Searls was my technology teacher and, again, quite awesome. So long as we acted like adults, he would treat us that way. Give respect, get respect. Very dedicated to those who wanted to learn, rather than just mess about like a lot of kids in the class. During our final year, he'd come in on Saturdays to give us extra time working on our GCSE projects and would make us cups of tea and coffee whilst we worked. A very great guy really, he was more like your friend than your teacher if you behaved correctly.
Miss Hart was my English teacher and form tutor for the last two years and she was hilarious. Quite witty and spoke to us as adults, though sometimes made some comments that were, perhaps, not suitable for children in a school. Her sense of humour was ace, though and she always gave us awesome work to do and books to read. Kinda miss her.
Finally, Miss Anderson. Form tutor for the first three years and absolutely fantastic. She really, really cared about every single one of us in her form and always pushed us to do our absolute best, both academically and in extra-curricular activities (she got us all involved in visits to care homes where we would spend the afternoon chatting with the elderly people there - I really liked that a lot). I only got in to 'big' trouble once at school and she came down on me really hard for it, but I'm glad she did, 'cause I didn't do anything else after that (not that what I had done was something I intended on doing). She used to hold after-school film evenings in her classroom for our form, so someone would bring in a video and she'd get some snacks, and we'd all have fun together. I still remember the day she told us she was leaving. She wrote up how much it was costing her to travel to and from work every day, explaining that she couldn't afford it and would have to find a job closer to home. She burst out in tears half-way through and it was awful, I'd say about half of the class were in tears not long after, because I think we all realised just how much she really went out of her way to see that we did our best in school.
I now work along side a lot of the nutjobs that taught me
One likes to smoke chalk, he'd stand at the front of the class, hands by his sides but chalk held in one like a cigarette, then slowly it would raise to his lips, as soon as he realised what he was doing he'd flinch away...must be a social smoker
Only 2 hot teachers in the whole place and ones left now
One likes to smoke chalk, he'd stand at the front of the class, hands by his sides but chalk held in one like a cigarette, then slowly it would raise to his lips, as soon as he realised what he was doing he'd flinch away...must be a social smoker
Only 2 hot teachers in the whole place and ones left now
I had a Ghanian A Level Biology teach who didnt believe in evolution, he was so easy to get side tracked onto God or Ghana that we could waste entire lessons.
He had some funny ways of pronuncing words. He meant to say I'm shooting myself in the foot but said it wrong and with a pause so it came out like this:
"I'm ****ing myself.....in the foot"
He had some funny ways of pronuncing words. He meant to say I'm shooting myself in the foot but said it wrong and with a pause so it came out like this:
"I'm ****ing myself.....in the foot"
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Well, this was from last week. One of our science teachers is ill so a supply teacher was needed. She was an okay looking teacher, she was what, 20, 22? All 5 lessons we have a day, the class is just full of lads, no girls due to the sets. So yes, a class full of 15-16 year olds, no girls and was the last lesson of the day.
We was in a lesson on the computers, the teacher sat on the other side of the room, helping another pupil. You could see her black thong, best thing we all seen all day lol.
We was in a lesson on the computers, the teacher sat on the other side of the room, helping another pupil. You could see her black thong, best thing we all seen all day lol.
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Mr Tozzi was a bit of a clown tbh. What year did you leave St G's?
I had a well spoken, slightly snobby, english teacher who was hot in her posh english woman kinda way and she always showed some cleavage which we sort of agreed she wanted people to see but gave you a bit of an offended look if she were to catch you looking. One day I was staring at her cleavage and had wood - then she called out my name as the next person to read my project in front of the class :/ I asked if I could go at the end (because to stand up would have taken major adjustment in the crotch area which could only be done standing up), she said no and that I had to do it now, I insisted that i wanted to do it at the end, but she was persistant that I had to do it now or else I fail (what a ***** - makes no difference to her I thought) - end result I failed. No way could I stand up with the wood i had lol