New President of Nigeria

Now, the paper were making this guy look like some kind of saviour for the country. Don't know anything about him at all and I'm way out of touch with Nigerian politics. Waa gwaan?
 
I received an email earlier.

Dear ElliorR

My name is Turai Yar'Adua and my husband was the president of Nigeria until his recent death. I have £20 million in a bank account that I need to transfer out of the country so the new government doesn't take it. I have chosen you to assist me in this endeavour and hope you will do so.

All I need from you is £10000 to cover the cost of the paperwork that is needed and your bank account details so my people can transfer the money to your account. once you receive the money you'll need to transfer it to a bank in America. The details of this bank will be emailed to you once I receive the £10000.

For your assistance in this you can transfer all but £250000 to my American bank as a token of my appreciation.

Help me Obi-Wan you're my only hope.


yours faithfully

Turai Yar'Adua
 
Jonny69 said:
Now, the paper were making this guy look like some kind of saviour for the country. Don't know anything about him at all and I'm way out of touch with Nigerian politics. Waa gwaan?
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*makes teeth sucking noise*
 
dmpoole story -

I was born in Nigeria and spent a lot of time there but around 1975 I was at the Port Harcourt Club which was for ex-pats and upper class Nigerians.
I went off to play squash on my own and a Nigerian guy asked if his boss could come and play squash with me.
This bloke comes in wearing all whites and over the next hour demolishes me, he shakes my hand and then walks off.
The first bloke comes over to thank me and I asked him who it was.
It was the President Of Nigeria :eek:
Mind you in the 70s he was probably the President for that one week because they used to have so many.
 
Augustus Kwembe?...
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They are typical African-Christian names. My Favourite one was an email that got sent around with a passport page of a guy called Victor Dont Worry Something.
 
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