A reminder to the MEN out there and some worrying news..

iamdjdz

iamdjdz

iamdjdz

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Hi guys

I'm just giving you a quick reminder to do something that doesn't get enough publicity.

CHECK YOUR TESTICLES REGULARLY.

http://www.netdoctor.co.uk/menshealth/facts/checkingtesticles.htm

The reason that I'm reminding you all is that I found a lump on my left testicle during the week and it's worrying me a lot. I'm going to the doctor to have it checked out on monday, so I'm not asking for medical help. But it is concerning me. I thought that I'd remind you all so that if anyone does find something they can get it checked out. I'm sure a lot of you do, but I know that a high proportion of men don't, so get checking...

(Anyone who's read many of my other threads will know that I don't have much luck in this life lol.)
 
If you get just a little bit of luck you might get 2 women Doctors playing with your ball bag just like i had :D
 
No here I don't want a hard on while I'm getting checked out, that'd be properly embarrassing. Some old man doctor will do lol.
 
Indeed, thanks for reminding me...I do it every so often...but half the time I just forget.

It's good to have people reminding others...I hope it turns into nothing by the way :)
 
hope it isn't nasty mate, bout time you had some good news health wise.

Hear hear on checking regularly though as you say far too many men don't bother.

So honestly guys check them, if you don't by the time you do find something it could be too late for treatment.
 
iamdjdz said:
No here I don't want a hard on while I'm getting checked out, that'd be properly embarrassing. Some old man doctor will do lol.
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I never got one, But if i wasnt reading the sticker on smoke alarm i probably would have :p

I had one grope with just a normal GP, she was nice and cute but because she was just out of med school she hadnt really had to many dudes come in and see her before I was sent to get an ultra sound done just to be sure.

Now that was an Experience! A very fine looking Indian Doctor! :D

Its the best experience ive ever had going to the Doctors:D
 
iamdjdz said:
No here I don't want a hard on while I'm getting checked out, that'd be properly embarrassing. Some old man doctor will do lol.
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It'll probably be the last thing on your mind. Had a female doctor check me out and it was a very hands on experience but all I did was sit there panicking over what the result would be (the worst part was the ultrasound, very cold :eek:).

Thankfully I was given the all clear and hopefully everything will be okay for you too.
 
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I never got one, But if i wasnt reading the sticker on smoke alarm i probably would have :p

I had one grope with just a normal GP, she was nice and cute but because she was just out of med school she hadnt really had to many dudes come in and see her before I was sent to get an ultra sound done just to be sure.

Now that was an Experience! A very fine looking Indian Doctor! :D

Its the best experience ive ever had going to the Doctors:D
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I am so coming down under to have some Aus girl go down under and check on me!

Envy+ :D
 
I've had testicle and prostate checks from female doctors - never had an issue with getting aroused by it at all - and normally I only need a glimpse of lingerie to start frothing at the mouth :D
 
I had mine checked a while back - and also had the ultrasound too. Well done on going to see the doctor as most guys wouldn't, it's not that embarrassing and it's better to be embarrassed for 10 minutes rather than, well a horrible alternative.

Rich
 
iamdjdz said:
No here I don't want a hard on while I'm getting checked out, that'd be properly embarrassing. Some old man doctor will do lol.
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Trust me you wont get a hard on. I went through the same thing a few months ago and got told I had to get a ultra-sound. Everything turned out ok though! Phew.
 
It most definitely isn't arousing, the one and only time I've had it done was by a rather camp doctor. Every time before and after they asked whether I check myself and left it there, but that time he was all too keen to have a feel :eek:
 
Is it really obvious if you feel a lump? I mean like, can you miss it if you don't feel it right or will you know there is something there after a quick feel?
 
iamdjdz said:
No here I don't want a hard on while I'm getting checked out, that'd be properly embarrassing. Some old man doctor will do lol.
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but what if you get an erection with a man? At least with women you have an excuse. :p

I was 16 when I felt a lump, I didn't tell my mum and just booked in with doctors was well nervous telling my strict lady doctor about my willy, was sweating and shaking when she touched my willy sack.

Trust me the last thing on your mind will be smashing her pasty.

oh yes, turned out it wasn't a lump but was my tube connecting my willy to my sack. :D
 
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Jokester said:
It most definitely isn't arousing, the one and only time I've had it done was by a rather camp doctor. Every time before and after they asked whether I check myself and left it there, but that time he was all too keen to have a feel :eek:
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You're just as well you didn't get aroused!

Sound advice OP.
 
I check my potatoes pretty regularly, and thankfully haven't found anything yet (hopefully never will). The only time I've had a check was by a small, old, Indian man.

All the best for Monday iamdjdz. :)
 
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