I've ruined the song for myself already. So I decided to change the rest of the lyrics (instead of just the first line) and ruin it for everyone else too... Enjoy!
Gordon Brown, texture like sun
Laid Blair down, with the job he'd run
Throughout the years
No need for tears
Never a frown, with Gordon Brown
Finally, election is called
About time, the good times had stalled
Works on his style
Flashes a smile
Never a frown, with Gordon Brown
Gordon Brown, chancellor fair
Through the ages he's behind Blair
He's on his way
Called it a day
Never a frown, with Gordon Brown
Never a frown
With Gordon Brown
Never a frown
With Gordon Brown
Gordon Brown, texture like sun
Laid Blair down, with the job he'd run
Throughout the years
No need for tears
Never a frown, with Gordon Brown
Finally, election is called
About time, the good times had stalled
Works on his style
Flashes a smile
Never a frown, with Gordon Brown
Gordon Brown, chancellor fair
Through the ages he's behind Blair
He's on his way
Called it a day
Never a frown, with Gordon Brown
Never a frown
With Gordon Brown
Never a frown
With Gordon Brown