Things you Children come out with

[GJ02]

Whats the funniest things your children have ever said to you ?

Hayden my 2 and 1/2 year old told mummy this morning that " lady gaga is daddys favorite " and yesterday he told me that he done a " stinky doo doo "

both of which cracked me up as he is now starting to string sentences together. Class !!

 

[4T5]

In the Supermarket.

Dad, Why is that woman so Fat !!!

 

[moawan]

My Sister had this one with her son.....

After spending some time on the toilet, he shouted to mum...."Mummy Mummy Look i made a Rocket!"????

 

[4T5]

That reminds me.

I took my Niece to the Loo & did the Paper work for her, I flushed the chain & goes say Goodbye then.
She says

Bye Poo & Waves. +

 

[GJ02]

yeah hayden is doing that too

 

[PermaChanged]

There was a police bullentin on the radio looking for a man with tattooed forearms, cue "how come that man has four arms?"

 

[I get around]

This thread is living proof that children are only funny to parents

 

[platypus]

This thread is living proof that children are only funny to parents

Amen .

 

[Xordium]

Was at the Bullring a few years back with my youngest girl (7) - went to a few shops - go into the lift ... went down a floor - lifts stops - woman gets in wearing a Burka to which my little darling said "Daddy why is that lady dressing like Darth Vadar". Quick exit at the next floor then hysterics for ages

 

[Naffa]

This thread is living proof that children are only funny to parents

Here's proof that you're wrong:

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