Help me write a shocking text to a woman

[drew64]

"My wife is suspicious, your place next time? "

 

[Danm54]

Man up sweetheart, this is what we do!

 

[Bluraybunny]

"Bunch of slack-jawed faggots around here. This stuff will make you a god damned sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me."

 

[Deleted member 651465]

"Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads "

 

[Westie]

"my belt buckle would look amazing on your forehead!"

 

[Danm54]

"Bunch of slack-jawed faggots around here. This stuff will make you a god damned sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me."

Is that a message suggestion or are you talking about OcUK?

 

[I get around]

"I saw a mole when I was watching you through the window last night, I think you should get it checked out"

"Maddys playing up, making a mess of your attic, should I zap her with the tazer again? Hopefully they'll have reached our target and we can send the blackmail letter soon"

"You up for doing that thing with the pineapple and the silk underwear again tomorow?"

 

[sigma]

"Bunch of slack-jawed faggots around here. This stuff will make you a god damned sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me."

What's the matter? The CIA got you pushing too many pencils? Huh? Had enough?

 

[Bz786]

Text her saying

"The bitch at [Her address] Is dead

 

[doodah]

"Email me I have an engine for you for £500 with 90 warranty"

 

[Danm54]

"Email me I have an engine for you for £500 with 90 warranty"

Haha

 

[theNude]

^ classic!

"The gerbil still hasnt come out!!!!!"

 

[fullspizz]

Listen, I'm sure if you tell your friend that you feel about her "in that way" that she will understand

 

[Deadbeat]

Honestly, the penis doesn't bother me

 

[Bennie-Mac]

"Maddys playing up, making a mess of your attic, should I zap her with the tazer again? Hopefully they'll have reached our target and we can send the blackmail letter soon"

THAT. Is genius

 

[4Play]

"Maddys playing up, making a mess of your attic, should I zap her with the tazer again? Hopefully they'll have reached our target and we can send the blackmail letter soon"
"

Funny but so wrong at the same time Heres one if the woman has a boyfrined/husband

" Look it will be better for everyone lf you just tell [name of girl] that you have been sleeping with her boyfriend, im sure she will forgive you"

^^

 

[Freelanc3r]

"I'm the member of a secret online forum and I get points for showing different female body parts, if you show me your boobs I get 100 points if you show me your pasty I get 1,000 points, I'm currently 600 points behind the leader, care to help a guy out?"

no.

 

[Aedus]

"Oh god, the cops are at the door. I think they know! Where should I hide the body? QUICK, HELP"

 

[Antar Bolaeisk]

Don't forget the eel for tomorrow night.

 

[Warbie]

'I want to boil your panties and drink the broth'